Banned for the only thing I skipped was rope

banned for numerology

Banned for the long way home

Banned for that reiminds me of this SuperTramp.   

banned for posting up a SuperTramp video

Banned for dissing on Supertramp.  They are Awesome.

Banned for you're right, you're bloody well right, you got a right to say.... so please don't take me to no asylum, it's just a game I play for fun when I'm having breakfast in America.

banned for not asking the question that runs so deep and demand that I tell you who you are

Banned for dealing dark juju in forum breakfast time.  

banned for looking at my girlfriend, cause she's the only one I got

Banned for that should be in a song.

banned for wanting to songify a phrase

Banned for there's no stopping a creative mind.

banned for assuming it requires a creative mind to do such a thing

Banned by the U of SO

Banned for not being serious. And banned also by the letter F.   

Banned for the memories of an old man are the deeds of a man in his prime.. but if you give 'em a short, sharp shock, they don't do it again.

banned by shock therapy

Banned for yeah then it's static cling till the cows come home.  

Banned for halo's on heads.

banned for halo jumping during the day

Banned for the angel who disappeared up his own halo

banned for making angels cry

Banned for no more tears in heaven... so if yer wanna bawl, the next handbasket to Hell leaves from platform 2 at 11.59pm.

Banned 'cause Hades is the original down under.