Banned for Dean Martin wrote a song about him.  hehe

Banned for mambo ain't mumbo. Mumbo ain't mumbo but jumbo might be depending on your perspective.

Banned for perspeculatively speaking, maybe.

banned for switching things up

Banned for munching on speculatory wording.

banned for making things up

Banned for people under the stairs.... I recommend self flagellation for temptations concerning Arriety, they're a no-no.

banned for stair climbing

Banned for stair entrance.

banned for not trimming my tree for me

Banned for climbing trees and who put the 'B' in climbing. I don't hear no B in there. It isn't clime-bing.

banned for noking the arkaic rules of Inglish

Banned for alphabetic impure thoughts... and pay your spell quecker more money, it appeers to have gone on stryke

banned for wanting the use of a spell checker when it can't even catch the their there they're mistakes

Banned for coincidences.... though it's no coincidence you've been their.  I went they're once and there were none too impressed.

banned for mixing words

Banned for mixing ingredients that are responsible for words being found in cook books..... and if you can't stand the heat in the kitchen...

... there's a little nook in a cranny down behind the wots-is-name where the thingwybobs grow wild and free beside a babbling Brooke, who lost her mind after years of working in a hot kitchen.

Banned for I found it in the Chocolate Mousse. I then put it in Tupperware, should be Topperware now. hehe    Get her to send an email wot and I'll ship it off.

Banned for the Scots man who saw a Canadian Moose..... he Said [in his broad Scottish accent]: "If that's a Canadian moose I'd hate t' meet up with a Canadian rat."

Also banned  tupper mousse.... tastes plasticky not chocolatey.

Banned for dare I say I never met a rat I liked.   And tupper plastic taste. That's second on the list. And silent b's in climbing or the k in you know...

banned for silencing the letters

Banned for silence is golden.... but my eyes still see.

Well fancy that in 1967.... the harmonies, the tremeloes............................................... brian poole.

banned for going back in time

In 1967 my mom was 7. LOL

banned for talking about time.

Banned by special request.