Banned for not turning the corner to avoid being bopped in the eye by a low flying booby. 

Banned for I did that on purpose...... boobies, mmmmmm.

banned for letting it all hang out

banned for trying to tell me what I can do with my tongue... if I wanna drool at boobies bigtime, I will, right!

banned for having a word : emoji ratio of less than 2.7182818284590452353602874713527.

Banned for trying to impose a Borg generated emoji ratio that is not only wrong to the enth degree but is also untested and was known to explode during laboratory experiments involving collective members with defective oratory skills.

I be Cap'n starkers of Borg.... an' I decrees all thee Borgs wear eye patches an' talk like pirates on International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

AARRGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Banned for piratical tendencies with implants that pop up when you sit on them so you can have something to talk about. 

Banned for raising the issue of implanted artificial Borg haemhorroids.

banned for using sci-fi to prove your theory of simple interest

Banned for calling it a simple interest when it's much more than that.  As a wannabe proctologist I have been fascinated by haemhorroids for decades.

banned for being alive long enough to talk about decades

Banned for analyzing proctor and gamble's innards.

Banned for gambling with Proctor's innards... that experimental surgery to insert a plastic gas inhibitor has not been passed by the board of gastro-intestinal surgeons or Dep't of Health.

Banned for bringing gastritis into the mix. So shake 'em up!

banned for smooth move ex lax 

The double chocolate variant. 

Banned for double choc laxative usage and not bringing a pooper scooper.

banned for because i hate sand

banned for irrational hatred of sand.  Silica has many useful properties.

banned for sands of pi

Banned for wanting your pi and eat it, too.... and Pithagoras was not a Greek baker.

Banned 'cause Archimedes learnt how to screw first.

Banned because Velocipede got there faster... and he never broke into a sweat.

banned for sweat marks

Banned for excess persipration and precipitation in an arid environment that frowns on under-arm wet patches.

banned for hating on the desert