Banned for not mentioning the pizza dog.... a piece of this, a piece of that, a piece of all sorts.

Banned for dogging pizzas.

banned for hogging all the threads

Banned for flatulence on a sunny day.

Banned for dropping a solid.

banned for spilling the liquids

Banned for making puddles with said liquids.

Banned for freeze dried poopies.

banned for allowing things to freeze

Banned for not knowing that ice is frozen water.

Banned for a brain freezing headache on that one.

Banned for suggesting that dogs suffer headaches.

banned for dogging the head

Banned for heading up with some dogging remark.

Banned for heading up the doggy no barking rule. 

Banned for owning cats whose bite is worse than their bark.

Banned for being unqualified to judge barks.

banned for being unqualified to qualify what is judge worthy

Banned for trying to qualify what is worthy of judegment.

Banned for 24376, starting of new page. And banned for being judgmental. 

Banned for non-acceptance of judgemental edicts that bring about the banning of players who abuse the ban game tradition.

banned for being abused

Banned for abusing the privilege of being banned by Ban Master #1

Banned for abusing the privelege.

Banned, Banned, and Banned for counterfeit, sub-standard, banning code violating, bans and impersonating a Ban Troll.