Banned for 'in other words' being less than too eloquent.

banned for using your right to speak for such useless and mundane things

Banned for attempting to engage in rights management.

banned for trying to be in your right mind while still of to the left 

Banned 'cause right mind is so overplayed.

banned for playing with it

Banned for snapping on the latex gloves and turning it into a party.

banned for remaining at said party all night

Banned for next time around.

banned for going around the bend to the blender with bent blades

Banned for Blending the blend ing of the blendering process that ensues as a result of the blend if all processes involved in the blending of all variables therein being influenced by undue duress promulgated by the blending proceses involved to date. 1+1 may not be what you think it am. Somethin' dubious goin' on to here...hmmmmmmm

banned for an attempt at finding the conspiracy theory 

Banned for attracting UFO's to the thread.

Banned.......did it work?

banned for wanting it to work

Banned 'cause something had to happen. How else could it have gotten here? Slow boat from McMurdo ?

Banned for getting me abducted.... again.

banned for letting the ray of light hit you in the face

Banned, DaH yebDu'wIj ra'wI'

banned for wanting to go see the leader 

banned for the insanity of it all

Banned for not recognizing the order restoring benefit of banning.

banned for not reveling in the chaos that is caused by the banning

Banned because the Great Pumpkin cannot return on Halloween until everyone is banned 3 times over or more.  So get busy.

banned for wanting consistent bans