banned for I wrote up a short film script a while back where a Welshman and an Irishman were fighting the zombie apocalypse. The Welshman was a perv, so when he got bit by a grandma zombie and discovered she has no teeth, he unzipped his pants and tried playing with her.
Irishman: Mother fucker.
Welshman: Grandmother fucker.
Irishman: Zombie fucker.
Welshman: Hey, she was flopping like a cod. That's good in my book.
Teacher wouldn't let me do it for film class for fear of offending students.