Banned for a different colour of the same horse.... and you do realise that you could get into trouble for spray painting it pink to match your blouse/shirt and handbag.

banned for lumping pluto with the rest of the nerds

banned for rockin and a rollin

banned because Beethoven was the king of rock n roll

Or was that Bach? Sigh.

Banned for what happens in Vegas... well they make a movie out of it.

Banned because one of the ancient Chinese tortures is to squeeze the beating heart of rock n' roll until yer guitar howls in pain... then Satan closes the gates of Hades in fear that Charlie Daniels is back, this time to duel on Gibson Les Paul's and make his fingers bleed.

Banned for absconding in the first place... but click your heels together three times and say 'there's no place like home each time', you'll be home before you know it and wearing that frilly knickers and peek-a-boo bra set you left behind under the mistletoe.

Banned for swapping them with your blue suede shoes... and worse still, for buying pantyhose and a pretty frock to go with them.

So banned also for clicking your heels and waking up in Kansas feeling like a new man... not that he'd wait around for you to make up your mind.

Banned for denying that which we all know...  that your heels are sore for endless heel clicking without success.

Banned for clicking is what bat sonar is all about. . Click,click, means don't try to stop me now...

Banned for bats in the belfry... apparently they love the ding dong, dancing on the ceiling.

Banned for dingdong cieling dances brought on by iproducts gone wild.  tsc tsc Just go Android!

banned for going with the insanity of smart phones