banned for falling for that hook line and stinker
Banned for putting the stinker on the hook and smelling up the place.
Banned for nose jobs.
banned for sticking your nose where it don't belong
Banned for following your nose and leaving a trail of boogers to find your way back home again
banned for not appreciating the usage of an item that many discard as useless
Banned for picking up said boogers and saving them for other uses on other days... because, to you, they are not useless and may serve other purposes that ordinary folk like myself may not recognise... or appreciate.
Banned for disingenuous appreciation of The Royal Boogeyman Clan founded down under by a kevlar peg legged, chrome hooked right handed hand me down hook with velvet cuffs fitted with Aussie love by an anonymous donor known as the cap'n.
Banned for six or more consecutive bans that were without mention of esculents.
Banned for esculents......how's that?
Banned for thinking YOU were banned. (You mentioned spam, the food, five bans back, and are therefor not banned from banning)
Banned for looking into the historical to justify a now ban because of a non-ban. Also for incorrectly spelling therefore in a bracketed sentence in said justification.
banned for being a grammar nazi
Banned for wussie words.
banned for using a 'w' instead of an 'a'
Banned for blaming it on Alpha and the Bets.
banned for bringing in the gang
Banned for "bringing it on" in early 80's gang garb (sorry, no chrome hooks- the 80's were too cool for that).
banned for garbing my childhood
Banned for being a child in the 80's.... by then I was producin' 'em.
Banned for taking the assembly line approach to procreation. Even Herey Ford wouldn't have been proud of that.
Banned for assumptions and having too many sheep loose in the top paddock.
Also banned for Herey Ford, who supposedly was Henry's illegitimate half-brother and branched out to mass produce 3-wheeled cars that were faster in reverse.
Banned for knocking planned obsolescence.
Banned for unplanned knocking up of the obsolete.
banned for shutting down my free internet
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