banned for showing your age

banned for thinking i need to grow up

Banned, both of you, for not acting your age but rather your shoe size.

Banned for taking so long ... and no, I think yer a bit of a young bull.

You heard about the young bull, didn't you?

The old bull is standing at the top of the hill looking down on the 200 or so heiffers down in the meadow below.  Anyway, the young bull rushes up to him and says: "How about we rush on down there and fech a few of them heiffers?"

The old bull replies: "Why don't we just mosey on down there real slow like and fech 'em all?"

Banned for so much bull when describing your prowess with the heiffers.

Banned for offering flowers when the prowess is sub-par.

Banned for believing you have culture when in fact it is sub-par art... then only depicting flowers and a bit of bullsh-t to help them grow

Banned for the grey skull losing his power due to taking out the grey matter along with the garbage.

Banned for the Rainbow Connction and Kermit's attempt at trying to lure Miss Piggy into a sexual relationship with a green thingybob that glows in the dark.

Banned for not respecting my preference for frogs legs.

Banned for missing out on breaststroke in the pond.

Banned for not showing proper ID to pool around.

Banned for depriving sea life of a non fat free meal.

*hi*