Banned for wanting to cash in on the sex doll craze.

Banned for she'll never do this if you kiss on someone else.

banned for she'll only do that if you fill her with pea soup and squeeze hard.

So... don't go doing that.

Banned because squeezing a blow-up doll hard isn't recommended..... and after several uses it is quite unadvisable

Banned because I have never thought about these things, and now you have saved me the trouble.

Self Ban for coming into thread and going "oh what the hell have i walked into!"

Vomit and sex dolls...the corner stone of every ban thread!!!

Banned for making me think of my mandatory senior service project. The school calls it Capstone, for some odd reason.

Banned for whatever the hell is not going on.

banned for we got it all going on.

Capstone... maybe cause it's the stone you put on top of a grave to keep the dead from rising again? They're trying to finish you off and make sure you don't come back, dude.

Banned for invoking Zombisms.

They're removing the non-breeders from the population! Banned Vanned for uncovering a conspiracy within the US Government!

I would say that this is an attempt at excluding some minority like gays or what not, but since it was brought up by someone non-sexual... I really don't know where any prejudices stand.

Banned because I can't talk to you anymore. I'm pretty sure the guy across the road is with the FBI. He says those binoculars are for ornithological purposes, but better safe than sorry...

banned for you don't care about teh FBI. Something about not being in America

Banned because FBI are in ur nation, extraditing ur peeps.

banned for I think you mean 'our'? And yes, I know they try to pull that shit left and right, including over little things like downloading music that's legal under UK rules. I won't argue that they don't need to be yanked back within the borders. Even still, I'm sure they'll come for me before you, so while I'm shooting the darkly clad guy that swings through my window, I'll try to get a post up to warn you.

Banned because I'm still in the design phase for my underground Siberian retreat, so I'll need to keep a low profile. For now...

banned for buying territory in Siberia. Something closer to Lapland might be preferable.

Banned because I went to Lapland in the hope of getting a lap dance and all I got was a husky in a tutu doing the macarena

banned for they do the macarena there?!?

Banned because they also do the horizontal tango for customers who don't feel a tad lighter after the lap dance

Banned for non-floral captions when insinuating asexual non-preferences to nobody.

I was "interwebzifying" it. Apparently it's the done thing in these parts, to randomly omit letterage in one's textual communications. Anyway, I've got my bug-out bag ready, so bring on the party van.

Banned for being marginally more verbose than my earlier statement.

Banned for marginality.

Banned for originality.