Banned for how long is 1 million seconds?  

 11.5 days 

banned for I thought it was 1 millions seconds.

Now I know better.

Banned for knowing better.  It's about time. 

banne for banning the guy for knowing better, silly kid

Banned for dabbling in trivial pursuit-type questions with persons who may or may not be equipped to answer with any degree of self assurance that they may or may not be right.

Banned for long descriptions.

banned for Neanderthals

banned for Dutch people are nice. Don't make fun.

banned for funny faces

Banned for makeup on yours...though I think the salmon rouge and charcoal eyeliner suits you a bit

Banned for lipstick on your collar.

Banned for nice make-up jpb, until the glass eye comes out.

Banned because of course it came out. Glass eyes are meant to go in the eye socket to replace a missing real eye, not what you were doing with it...

Banned for huh?   What'd eye miss?  

banned for punage

banned for not being amazed that Scout didn't derail or somehow make the joke cleaner. He's coming along nicely.

Banned for some obscure reference that Scout has cum out of celibacy nicely... and how do you know he's coming at all?

banned for trying to lure me into that trap. Dirty, dirty Starkers.

Banned for Scoutdog will take offence to starkers innuendo punage and bite him.  News at 6:00PM

And I eat the brown Smarties first. 

banned for eating the brown

Banned for getting the shitty end of the stick... just don't let nanna catch you wiping your hands on her nice new teatowel

Banned for typically thinking of your elderly antie at such dirty times. 

banned for messing up the forums

banned for BANG!

Banned for- Thud