Bring back <blink> and <marquee> [e digicons]

[/e] They were ultra annoying !
I'm making a web page for a non-profit organization, and my client requested a marquee. Oh, and he also said he'd prefer no flash animation so people can look at the page on their iPhones. [e digicons]
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He also wants two free forums and Google calender embedded in the page. The latter doesn't sound too hard, and my team has a guy who's made some free forums before, but the guy wants a lot for his nothing.
Now, if only all browsers were as reliable in rendering markup as the
W3C intended.
Stupid MSIE!