Here's the deal: One forum poster discovers in the fictitional forthcoming changelog ofthe next patch its most sweet, coveted, sugar-cloud-rainbow-pie-in-the-sky fix for the most loathesome bug, prickly nitpick or petty-demand-for-game-mechanics-change of SoaSE to fit its tastes.
The next poster, though, in a closer look of the actual game, discovers something terrible which destroys the childhood dreams of the previous poster, breaking the game in an even more horrendous way.
Repeat ad nauseum.
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WHOOORAY!
Look at this, this bullet point alone is worth the whole patch:
* pirates no longer have 'we are borg, prepare to be assimilated' armor strength and fleet supply. They are more economy-disrupting oriented, less vasari-alien-hunter-world-devourer now.