Wiz might take offense...

Relax John...

"Oh the comfort of feeling safe with a person Of having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words But pouring them all out, wheat and chaff together, Knowing that a faithful hand will take and sift them Keeping what is worth keeping and, with a breath of kindness... Blow the rest away."
- Mackie Ayres

"If Barbie is so popular, why do 
you have to buy her friends?" - Unknown

And one I do find heartening: My friends accept me for things I cannot accept within myself.

The best advice (which I so rarely take, much to my and others' chagrin) was given to me by WebGizmos: "I generally write my responses to things in Notepad, read and reread it several times, correcting and changing here and there and then add smilies." (paraphrased)

Of course, that doesn't explain his screw-ups.

So relax, John. Those who know you....hmmm....I'll rephrase that....where's that damned Notepad.....

Often times I'll type out a reply then delete it.

Sometimes I'll read a proposed reply to my wife and she'll let me know if I'm about to make a jackass of myself.

Philly don't feel bad, I put my foot in my mouth so often I'm beginning to like the taste of toe jam.

 All of us have suffered from Foot-in-Mouth Disease at one time or another. From my plentiful experience, time is the best cure. Whatever the issue is/was, this to shall pass.   

At least you didn't bite yourself on the forehead.

 @ Doc. Here's another one:

"Keep your words sweet. You never know when you'll have to eat them." -Unknown

thanks for that explanation Philly now i know where i got those same marks.blamed it on our poor dog will have to appoligize

to him.

but its ok we have all been there tho i don't remember reading any post like that from you .

Sometimes I'll read a proposed reply to my wife and she'll let me know if I'm about to make a jackass of myself. 

the perfect safety valve....

Philly, you are one of the nicest people I know.    I don't recall ever seeing you put your foot in your mouth. I think everyone here knows that you are a good guy and your intentions are good as well.

Don't sweat the small stuff......and it's ALL small stuff.   

perfectly put....

you're the suitest guy on WC... 

Pilly, the only problem I've ever had with you is the butchering of my nick that you seem so adept at!

That said, I have to agree with Xiandi and Syd.     Jhon, you're a real suite guy!

It is funny how some things we do or say on review don't look or sound very good.  That's the reason for this thread. 

Just want to say thank you to everyone. 

Good one!

I stole it from Syd. She said it first...lol.

I keep my nose cleaner in the bathroom vanity.

hehe, I could have said that my nose cleaner is my index finger! Or more appropriately to the thread, my pinkie toe.