I just realized I need to post more in russian.
член в задницу, sareth.
Yes please do, as it will enhance how you are perceived by all as A) most don't give a crap what you write and with the added requirement of translation you will cease being for the purposes of this forum and B ) we won't have to let our curious eyes understand anything you do decide to waste our time with.
great post dude, yet you fail to address any of the real problems with the guardians in your humor, showing your ignorance on how they are best used in combat.
Guardians being slow, not the reason i don't use them.
Guardian autocast not working fast enough, not the reason i don't use them.
Guardian abilities lacking effectiveness in combat - A reason I don't use guardians.
Guardians high initial cost making them more expensive then overseers to field - a reason i don't use guardians.
Guardians sucking up antimatter so fast as to render them useless after a few minutes of fighting- a reason I don't use guardians.
Guardians are good for turtling, but they gimp your attack substantially due to antimatter loss during jumps. Given advent eco sucks in many ways turtling isn't an option for their effective use in 5v5. The guardians aren't so weak when you have fully researched antimatter upgrades/diplomacy/artifacts and have researched the reduced antimatter cost of jumps. Too bad all that tech cuts into building more guardians and so facing any pressure you will have to choose one or the other. That is why you don't choose guardians at all, because in the end they don't give you the fleet support you need in enough numbers. Your credits are far better spent on scout/disc spam, even in late game as I have proven just recently.
Oh wait, but you must be a single player who comp stomps all the time, which in that case you should go back to your lil box and reign as king. Let the big boys talk about real strategy. "there there".
If you want to come to see how the pros play, come online and i'll train you. Just look at the replay if you have questions about why you lost, and I am also quite helpful at pointing out flaws in your tactics as well, and assisting you with general misconceptions about how the game should or shouldn't be played.