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Troll King: An Addition to "Mechalenin's Guide to Trolls"

June 9, 2012 4:51:54 AM from Sins of a Solar Empire ForumsSins of a Solar Empire Forums

The Original Evil Tier 666

He lurks speaking gibberish to himself in the dark recesses of his filth ridden pit.  He types with sweaty fingers freshly licked clean of all animal fat, pressing against bloodstained keys.  Every twitch and squeal from his slanty mouth reveals another molding tooth, outlined against the black of his fetid maw.  The only light in his realm of darkness is that of his computer monitor, reflecting the bloodshot intensity of his eyes.  He Lurks about the forums, spreading dissention and instigating madness.  When cornered, all he knows is to respond with insults, as the worms eating at his brain have stolen any higher function from him.  His mother above chides herself for bringing in such a son into the world, her thoughts stray to making new, better children with any man she might chance to meet in the alley. 

Also, when he can't Yell at you in english, he will say something completely cute in russian.

He is Mechalenin!

TROLL KING!

Vanquisher of Chicken wings!

Killer of Noobs!

Eater of Bugs!

Exploiter of children!

Destroyer of Worlds!

Last Darkness before the Dawn!

Giver of ill founded advice!

Corrupter of Maggots!

THE DEVILS PERSONAL FLUFFER!

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Reply #1 June 9, 2012 9:28:08 AM
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Can I troll this too?

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Reply #2 June 9, 2012 9:42:29 AM
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Sure, try to use some creative trolling.  Don't forget to give the troll king his due respect.

Hail to the king, baby!

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Reply #3 June 9, 2012 10:24:00 AM
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Oh come now, he isn't that bad once you get to know him. So what if he treats anyone who plays the game differently then him as a lower life form to be treated with scorn. Or classifies people as losers because they don't wish to play MP. Its not like he rounded them up and shot them.

Besides, he gave me my own special category.

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Reply #4 June 9, 2012 2:50:09 PM
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You certainly deserved that lonely tier all to yourself...

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Reply #5 June 9, 2012 5:42:31 PM
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And I fought hard to get it as well.

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Reply #6 June 9, 2012 6:04:50 PM
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Quoting Ryat,
reply 5
And I fought hard to get it as well.

You earned it. Although megalomaniacs seem plentiful on this forum, none are as boring. I will try to find you some company though.

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Reply #7 June 9, 2012 7:52:16 PM
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Good luck with that!

Say, you can't be alone because you have a tub of bacon with that tier, eh?

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Reply #8 June 10, 2012 1:13:45 AM
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Bacon lasers.  They use bacon as a solid-state lasing medium to emit tasty bacon-flavored pew pew beams of death.

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Reply #9 June 10, 2012 3:35:30 AM
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Quoting ,
quoting post

The Original Evil Tier 666

He lurks speaking gibberish to himself in the dark recesses of his filth ridden pit.  He types with sweaty fingers freshly licked clean of all animal fat, pressing against bloodstained keys.  Every twitch and squeal from his slanty mouth reveals another molding tooth, outlined against the black of his fetid maw.  The only light in his realm of darkness is that of his computer monitor, reflecting the bloodshot intensity of his eyes.  He Lurks about the forums, spreading dissention and instigating madness.  When cornered, all he knows is to respond with insults, as the worms eating at his brain have stolen any higher function from him.  His mother above chides herself for bringing in such a son into the world, her thoughts stray to making new, better children with any man she might chance to meet in the alley. 

Also, when he can't Yell at you in english, he will say something completely cute in russian.

He is Mechalenin!

TROLL KING!

Vanquisher of Chicken wings!

Killer of Noobs!

Eater of Bugs!

Exploiter of children!

Destroyer of Worlds!

Last Darkness before the Dawn!

Giver of ill founded advice!

Corrupter of Maggots!

THE DEVILS PERSONAL FLUFFER!

 

and when Mechalenin said " You are, all of you, beneath me. I am a god you dull creatures, and I will not be bullied by--"


!!He was then smashed left right and Center by Riddle King!!

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Reply #10 June 10, 2012 12:59:40 PM
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I saw Avengers too ya know.

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Reply #11 July 11, 2012 2:42:28 PM
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What's the karma requirement for becoming a troll? I need a job, and I figured I may as well try to get a job as an established troll on these forums. I also do necrophilia.

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Reply #12 July 11, 2012 5:26:34 PM
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Well seeing as I already have my own special tier on the modder gold list and get to set requirements for it, I don't need no troll list membership to satisfy my ego....

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Reply #13 July 11, 2012 5:36:58 PM
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Quoting Seleuceia,
reply 13
Well seeing as I already have my own special tier on the modder gold list and get to set requirements for it, I don't need no troll list membership to satisfy my ego....

I know you do:p

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Reply #14 July 11, 2012 6:25:20 PM
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Quoting OddskiBoddski,
reply 12
What's the karma requirement for becoming a troll? I need a job, and I figured I may as well try to get a job as an established troll on these forums. I also do necrophilia.

well

you can try to annoy Mecha

that would be great

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Reply #15 July 11, 2012 6:41:14 PM
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Quoting SpardaSon21,
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Bacon lasers.  They use bacon as a solid-state lasing medium to emit tasty bacon-flavored pew pew beams of death.

 

Amen.

And the bacon lazors are mine. all mine.

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Reply #16 July 11, 2012 6:44:27 PM
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Quoting KrdaxDrkrun,
reply 15

Quoting OddskiBoddski, reply 12What's the karma requirement for becoming a troll? I need a job, and I figured I may as well try to get a job as an established troll on these forums. I also do necrophilia.

well

you can try to annoy Mecha

that would be great

"MechaLenin is grumpy because communism in Russia failed", or something like that. How the hell would he annoy me? At least delegate someone worthy.

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Reply #17 July 11, 2012 7:42:16 PM
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Pfft! I can be a troll too. The best part is half the time i don't have to do a damn thing. Except point out some minor flaws in someones intelligence.. Would that be a ninja troll? Trololololololol!!

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Reply #18 July 12, 2012 12:10:35 AM
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I decided to create a single ship to replace the pirate ships in my pirate minimod.  But I will have a variant of each ship type with the vessel name on it (as a particle effecxt mesh).

After some consideration I have decided on the following names.  If you object, let me know (not that you can stop me but I'm reasonable):

  • MechaLenin (just because it has that vibe)
  • Qu4r
  • Sareth
  • RiddleKing
  • ?

I need one more name in this...*cough*...category.  Suggestions?

Honestly, it is actually meant as a compliment.  As fans of the game, I wanted to include everyone. You may suck at posting skills and human interaction but we are all Sinners.

On the other side of the fence I am also considering adding some Modder's on them as well for the "at base" pirate vessels. potential names:

  • Darvin is a Lie
  • Zombie Rossia
  • Lord Ryat
  • Stant's Stand
  • Major Stress

Now try to reply without being snarky. Yes, I trolled your near-necro thread and associated you with a mod--oh, the swet irony.

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Reply #19 July 12, 2012 1:14:18 AM
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thanks, thats quite a compliment

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Reply #20 July 12, 2012 1:40:11 AM
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It's Qu4r, not Qa4r...and Darwin, is that supposed to be Darvin, the guy who left when Rebelllion became steam only?  Good list by the way, I do believe it captures the "essence" of the community...

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Reply #21 July 12, 2012 9:26:27 PM
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Quoting sareth01,
reply 20
thanks, thats quite a compliment

Lol--you earned it.  YW.  Your awesome sig pic was the tipping point.  

I think I'll name the fifth pirate ship, "Troll Hunter".

Quoting Seleuceia,
reply 21
It's Qu4r, not Qa4r...and Darwin, is that supposed to be Darvin, the guy who left when Rebelllion became steam only?  Good list by the way, I do believe it captures the "essence" of the community...

"Darwin is a Lie" is a bumper sticker I saw once--I always mix them up.  Yeah--he totally bailed over Steam.  As my mom would say, "Cut your nose off to spite your face".  Still, he was a really decent and helpful player to me and contributed a lot to the game.

Typos--the bane of my existence.  I'll catch 'em in spell check and I have always had a mental block with Qu4r's spelling--as well as yours.  Could you add any more i's. and e's and u's in there!?

I also have some player's in the manifest listed ship and planet names too--just for fun: "Harpo's Bazaar", "Stant's Stand", "Mayall Heresy", "Boshimi's Bane" and "Seleuceia's Solace" for examples.

My motto:

"Sides?  There are no sides.  Only Sins...or not.  No sides."

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Reply #22 July 12, 2012 10:12:05 PM
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Seleuceia's Solace...I like it...

But to make things easier, you could name it Seiuuleuieeceiiauoia's Solace...

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Reply #23 July 13, 2012 12:52:45 AM
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Quoting Seleuceia,
reply 23
Seleuceia's Solace...I like it...

But to make things easier, you could name it Seiuuleuieeceiiauoia's Solace...

Yes--because green stars ruuule baby!

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