They wont like these!

There are some good lines in the game.

Advent

All will be revealed... what are your desires? Yeah I'm thinking the fleet of sex toys wasn't on accident.

Well, I always thought half was that and the other half was pissed off old lady.

GROSS

Advent reminds me of Honored Matres from the new Dune novels.

Yeah, a lot of the Advent lore seems inspired from Dune. Desert homeworld, hallucinogenic spices, female dominated cults, you name it.

At least Stardock left out old women making sexual threats.

"Once you've had raisins, you never go back to grapes."

"Age is just a number, so stop counting my wrinkles/chin-whiskers/moles... ."

"The older the berry, the sweeter the juice."

I think I just gagged a little bit.

Do you know these merry moments when you wish to get a heart attack? Oh my, I almost wrote stroke *shudder*

RANGE LOCKED IN

Now where is Carbon?????

Quoting some interesting guy of old: 

 "Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.”

Not EXACTLY the common view today, I guess.

nvm

 Dafug?