Glad to know I've joined Mecha's list of derps running around the forums. This means that I should obviously go get out of my mothers basement and get a real job, since obviously I'm failing at (insert job that can be performed from basement.) Then I can actually go outside, talk to someone face-to-face for the first time in a decade. After that, I'll get back into shape since I've spent years eating (insert stereotypical junk food.) I will then go to college,and be classified as retarded and solve physics problems in my head. After I've developed a Grand Unified Theory for all of science, I shall join the football time as both coach and team captain, lead us to an inspiring victory over whoever is the current big football favorite, and win a series of trophies for my school. I will then become homeless, get a job due to some sap pitying me, and then rise to become the CEO of a Fortune 500 company and become a trillionare. I will found several charities out of my own pocket and live in Africa amongst the poor and disease ridden to get a sense of perspective. After that, I will run for president, get elected, and personally deliver each and every American the joys of apple pie and turkey with stuffing. Then I will retire to a small town in Kentucky and run a small nostalgic grocery shop that earns the loyalty of countless young and photogenic children. I shall then die at a ripe old age, surrounded by my insanely large and happy family, with a smile on my face.
Is that enough cliche for you, Lenin?