You bet yer sweet patootie I am.... and on full moons... well now you know where the word lunatic comes from.
I WAS RIGHT, YOU ARE DISCORD!!!
I try my best... and it's such hard work, but somebody's gotta do it. Could use a couple of volunteers to lighten the load, hehe.
What, and have to forego pony patties? And when I get my new dentures I'm gonna upgrade to pony steaks.
Besides, I read somewhere that the typical Brony is between 17 and 25, which means I do not qualify.
You see, I'm 60 on the next anniversary of my birth [birthday to those who call it that], and I'm here just to poke fun and have a good time at your expense.
Speaking of expense[s]. New dentures aren't cheap, so if you've got any spare change, loose notes, anything, open up a paypal account and send it to starkersbrandnewshinynashers dot com dot au. Any and all donations will be gratefully received and get me ever closer to those ever yummy Shetland steaks.