Let's be positive, let's view it as a transcendental experience that relieves us of corrupting, worldly currency in exchange for a subtle, inspiring quasi-experience that actually never happened... a machine for peeking into the non-existent, if you will...
Crap, I just bought Age of Empires III collection just because it was cheap, even though I slammed it to be mainstream dumb cripple of a strategy... I need help!