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First, state the color of your underwear. Then, state what you just ate. Thus:
White meatball sub.
Or...
Pink stew.
Or...
Commando steak.
Mine was the first, above. Over to you.
made my morning!!!
DITTO! 
Yeah, that was a good one. 
Let's see:
White salmon.
Blue Corn Flakes
As for fingernail eating thing... eeew.
Yeah, there's a special pharmaceutical to prevent that, just paint it on your fingernails [toenails too, if'n yer can get 'em in yer gob] and you won't be tempted to dine on 'em a second time.
Pupils at my high school weren't game to bite/chew their nails.... Granny Russell [she looked uncannily like Granny from the Beverley Hillbillies] and Mr Brimecombe would rap anyone they caught severely across the knuckles with a ruler.
No, not one of those piddly bastards to rule pages in exercise an book... a fn blackboard ruler. 
Hey Teddybear, glad I could help.
Starkers,like my fingernails always say, "Bite Me".Love a good crunchy nail for breakfast.So tasty. 
Oh, good one.
Given some of my other underwear, I'm sure I could manage blue jambalaya, later.
Hey Mark, what the heck is rice bubbles. I am american. you know.
Sky blue pink cheesecake.
Them thar fings wot goes snap, crackle, pop... or is that crap, snackle, pop... or pap, snackle, crop?
Anyway, it's that rice cereal wot Kelloggs [and others] does. 
...... or is it crap, pople crack? 
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