So I start a game of Sins of a Solar Empire: Distant Stars mod.
Kids sit on my lap.
"Daddy, what's that planet called?"
"Desida Dresda."
"Is it yours?"
"No, but it is a strategic point of interest."
"Fleet Command orders you to take the planet for the empire."
...MLIA...
Desida Dresda is now a primary hub for the empire.
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