I can't recall.
My daughter, she has been walking around singing 'The Twelve Days of Christmas' all week and..it's all I have in my head.
She doesn't know it very well.
She's good until day 5 then it all starts to fall apart.
She has to keep asking me what day for which gift and how many and where was I....
And she keeps singing it.
Especially in the morning...before my pain medicine has kicked in...and she is so loud.
I used to sing well.
Her mother has a beautiful voice.
But Journey....
I don't know, it must have something to do with where ever the red hair came from or something...
She sounds like f-ing Bob Dylan.
'On the FIRST day Ooof CHRIStmasss,....my TRUE LOove BRINGS to MEeeeee...'
Every day for a week.
I shake my pain med bottle and contemplate and extra dose as she comes down the hall ..
'FIVE GooOOOldennnnn RINGSSSSSSsss!'
20 more days of this? 20.
Then I see that commercial for the Ronco ear cleaner and how much damage you can do with a q-tip...
Yes. Yes, I know it would be painful. I KNOW.
But 20 more days. ....
We argued during her bath tonight over the fact that it's 12 drummers drumming NOT 12 pipers piping. I had to Google it for her and she still says I am wrong. The INTERNET is wrong. It's all wrong.
I'm wrong.
Tomorrow she will tell me it's the 15 days of Christmas and start making up things like '14 mermaids splashing' or '13 Fairies flying' .....
I don't see my pain doctor again until the 26th. The 26th!!! That's TOO LATE, people!!!!!!!!!! It's TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
