Well one part of your nick is right... and that'd be the first part.
A fechen Android phone... really? Hehe, and the 2nd part should be Hatter.
I mean, what the fech are we gonna do with you?
You know, of course, that the smart man woulda got the daughter to buy a Nokia... er, Microsoft phone with Win 8.1 on it, dontcha?
Mad ain't the word fer it, try fechen crazy with bells on.
And about now you should be singing: They're coming to take me away hoho, he he, ha ha.... to the funny farm with those nice young men in their clean white coats, they're coming to take me awaaaaaay......
Yup, I have to say that I'm disappointed - a fechen Android phone? - and I'll miss those Nokia Lumia chats we used to have, that we didn't care that IOS and Android had more apps; that Cortana made up for all that; that Live Tiles are superior to anything they do... and all that stuff. BTW, I have Cortana now... had it for a while and I continually thumb my nose at Apple and Google for being also rans but never passed the post.
Anyway, boo hoo hoo hoo. I haven't been this sad since Dolly Parton vowed she'd never bare her chest in movies, on TV, in music film clip... publicly. Orright, maybe it's not as bad as that, but it's darned close.
I mean, surely there's gotta be another way... like take that Android POS back and buy your daugther a Windows phone? At least that way you can go back to your beloved 1520 and not have to cry yourself to sleep every night, or have nightmares about Android.
You see, I am thinking about your well being and sanity.
Now I recommend you take a couple of aspirin and lay down for a while, like have a bit of a snooze and a rethink. I'm sure you'll wake up feeling all the better for it and want to embrace that familiar and ever faithful 1520 'til the cows come home.