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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

from WinCustomize Forums
I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #2601 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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A rerun:

The six phases of proposal.

1. Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search for the Guilty
5. Punishment of the innocent
6. Praise and Honors for the Non-Participants
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Reply #2602 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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I think health care reform is over rated.
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SoundPackager - Customize the Windows sound scheme
Reply #2603 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Some even look good in a silk potato sack.

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Reply #2604 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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If you watch the news, listen to the news and read the news,
you can figure out what the news really is.
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Reply #2605 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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What could an under armed force's only possible strategy be
if their first target was a bank?
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Reply #2606 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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If you don't know how to put the car you are driving in neutral
or shut off the engine with out locking the steering wheel,
you shouldn't be driving the car.
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Reply #2607 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Remember all the great things they were going to do
with a ten year projection of the surplus?
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Reply #2608 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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If a man is considered a pig,
what would the three woman he is dating be?
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Reply #2609 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Ever wanted to make something better,but you
ended up making it worse?
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Reply #2610 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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A good rib eye steak is nice every once in while,
but pizza is my favorite.
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Reply #2611 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Regift, regift, regift...no waste!

Reply #2612 from WinCustomize Forums Top

'Underlying there must be an earnest wish for happiness.'

Reply #2613 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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It would appear that we have evidence that an object
of matter has been traveling much faster then reality.
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Reply #2614 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Large cat prediction chart:

It will all blow over and be forgotten.
When the cat hits the carpet the ratings will go up.
Just ignore certain types of outside stimulus.
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Reply #2615 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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This week we learned that Bryan Soots isn't whipped.
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Reply #2616 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Everyone is the same if the right person walks in the room.
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Reply #2617 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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The best natural hair color is reddish brown.
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Reply #2618 from WinCustomize Forums Top

The only real peace in this world is knowing that you've been saved by the blood of the Lamb. If the world blew up today, I know where I would go, that's peace! :bebi:

Reply #2619 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Everyone I talk to says tort reform is the number one
way to cut health care costs,
so why isn't there any?
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Reply #2620 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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Theory:
Dieting causes pain.
Dieting can cause injury.
Injuries heal slow or not at all when dieting.
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Reply #2621 from WinCustomize Forums Top
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Ever been to the urgent care to get your stitches out
and the guy pulling them doesn't turn the light on until
he realizes he can't see what he is doing
and when you get home you pull the rest of the stitches
out of your chin using two mirrors because he missed some of them,
well,
you will.
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Reply #2622 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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"Live the fantasy, Chanel No.5"
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Reply #2623 from WinCustomize Forums Top

 

 

New Year a time to say..........Happy New Year...............

Reply #2624 from WinCustomize Forums Top

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If fifty were sent,
what happened to em?
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