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A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

A "Words to live by" thread.........again.

I'll start this off again....

"You may be only one person in the entire world, but if you're really lucky you might be the entire world to one person."


.....now, follow this example, and please keep it nice.
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Reply #3501 Top

Level 1
You believe you live in reality.
Level 3
You know you live in a simulation controlled from the outside,
with consequences that seem real.
Level 2
You ignore that you live in a simulation controlled from the outside
and pretend to live in reality.

Reply #3502 Top

If the speed of reality is 186,000 miles per second and you can't
travel faster than reality.
Someday if you need to.
Find the knob that raises the speed of reality.
How about 2,000,000 miles per second.
:grin:

Reply #3503 Top

You could change it,
how about
"Eight mules for Calvera"

Reply #3505 Top

Phase 1 Conjecture
Phase 2 Speculation
Phase 3 Science
Phase 4 Technology
Phase 5 Application

The following is a Conjecture.

If an object of mass in space effects
other objects of mass in space.
Call this effect gravity.
If this effect is a great deal faster than the speed of light.
Then,
You could put two significantly large objects of same size, density and mass
in space and separate them with a large distance.
If you set up a vibration in one you should be able
to detect the vibration in the other. This would
allow you to send information faster than light speed.

Reply #3506 Top

Study warns of contradicting studies that aren't worth
the toilet paper you study every morning.

Reply #3507 Top

Do the laws of physics change?

Reply #3508 Top

How many people with no Demons
died this week in car accidents?

Reply #3509 Top

John Boehner for president.
Please end the pain.

Reply #3510 Top

I only had one Football poster when I was a kid.
"O.J. All The Way"

Reply #3511 Top

What we really need is a time machine so we
can all go back to 1985 or 1997,
back when we were smart.

Reply #3512 Top

I see no climate change,
I see economic change,
I see intelligence change,
I see integrity change.
If more people had jobs you would have more customers.

Reply #3513 Top

Take the temperature of every molecule in earths atmosphere once every second
for the next 20 years and put the results in a super computer
and give us a chart showing the average temperature per second.
Then check the ocean using the same method.
Walk around with a thermometer during the day time, you only have to move 10 feet
to find a new temperature reading.

Reply #3514 Top

Each atom in the atmosphere and the ocean will be equip
with the Mini iphone via the mini iphone clip,
temperature data will be sent to the iclimate computer capable
of googolplex flops.
The average global temperature will be available at all times.
Study today's data.

Reply #3515 Top

This is what the graph looks like.
Average global temperature last 20 years.
The top of the line is one degree higher than the bottom of the line
on this graph.
1994________________________________________________________2014

Reply #3516 Top

The next phase in human evolution "Silicon Transistor Man"?
I'm not looking forward to it. Privacy and freedom are over
unless we act fast.
Side note:Gore also thought he won the presidential election.

Reply #3517 Top

Tonight an interview with an expert genius who will explain
weather during these exciting times.
I am sorry we lost the connection because his phone battery
went dead.
Instead we can pray to the weather god.
Click here to pray.

Reply #3518 Top

It was immediately evident to me that my coworkers
were more intelligent and talented when they
started smearing shit on the bathroom walls.

Reply #3519 Top

"Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your burdens." 

Reply #3520 Top

Was the new health care website and the new msnbc website
built by the same programmers?
:S

Reply #3521 Top

Today's phrase:
"Balanced dissatisfaction"

Reply #3523 Top

I have always been a happy RadioShack customer.

Reply #3524 Top

[Group A]
CHRIS CHRISTIE
BOBBY JINDAL
PAUL RYAN
RICK SANTORUM
John Boehner
---------------
[Group B]
JEB BUSH
TED CRUZ
MIKE HUCKABEE
SARAH PALIN
RAND PAUL
RICK PERRY
DONALD TRUMP

Reply #3525 Top

Just how bad is our addiction to oxygen?