I.R. Brainiac I.R. Brainiac

You people are so retarded...

You people are so retarded...

thats why I feel so at home here...

most retarded thing I ever did(it was difficult to choose just one)was to get out of my car to whiz on the side of the road.I accidently left my car in reverse and it drove off without me.It knocked me down and started going around in circles.The door handles had been broken off by the previous owner so I couldnt get the door open.My faithful dog was riding in the car so I started yelling at him,"Rascal! Step on the brake,step on the brake!"

I finally managed to rip open the back door and jump in.Poor dog was very confused.

Whats your most ignorant episode?
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dang, you know that brings to mind watching this guy free fall to earth and wondering if he would bounce.

We used to do Sports Photography for little league Football, Soccar, Baseball and such. We ended up in Zepherhills Florida doing their Football teams one time and as I was working throughout the day I noticed the Divers heading up in planes at different times. When I had a chance I would watch to see them pile out and form up and break away floating back to the ground.

So I am down behind this camera and I hear a gasp and some people scream, look up as mothers cover some small childrens eyes and turn to look where they are and see this black clad person falling to earth with this big colorful streamer fluttering above them. It looked as if they had their arms wrapped up in the strings attaching them to the chute and they fell behind the trees out of view. We all waited for a few moments and everyone just seemed to become so depressed, it had been so alive up to that point, kids laughing and playing, parents shmoozing with coaches and friends. Then this happened and it was like a gloomy New England day stuck in the house with nothing to do and no one to do it with...

I talked with one of the League Board members and he told me it happens all the time, which kind of shocked me because not being around it all the time I never thought about it. So everyone from that point on was kind of down and it was not picture day anymore, it was get this done asap and let us go home.

About 15 minutes passed and this guys phone rings and he answers it and a huge smile crosses his face and he winked at me from about 30 feet away. He hangs up and walks away to the consession stand and then I hear his voice over the field intercom, everyone stops and he says that his neibhor works out at the airport and remembered it was picture day and thought he should call to amek sure everyone knew the guy survived. Man all those people came ungluded slapping each other on backs, smiling, shouting in joy, clapping. Seems he was trying to cut his main away and at the last moment had pulled his reserve which opened enough so he slowed enough that he did not go splat on impact. He also landed in a wet muddy marsh area to the side of the run way. Broke an arm and leg, some ribs, concussion and such but would live.

People really shook me up with how they reacted collectively with that. I mean, no one knew this person, not one person there knew him and yet there was such an emotional attachment to another human being that you could feel it in the air like a bass speakers pulse.

That is one instance of why my faith is in humanity in the end and my belief is that one day when the time comes and the need is greatest we can all act without selfish reason of any type being a part of our choice to act....

anyway...

sorry to go off topic...

oh, better yet

My (this) post could be considered pretty retarded
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#30 by Kona0197 - 10/29/2003 5:34:29 PM
Nothing like the sound of a harley anyways.

Yes, I have to agree- they are so damn loud that I want to run them all over with my car.  Nothing like hearing a Harley drive by at 2am.  Still not sure how they get away with breaking the decibel limit like that.  And, yet, they are so affordable.  the average wage of a Harley owner is $75,000.

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I sm into go-fast, 0 - 60 in 2.2 seconds is more important than cruising and then
adding Bottle and or Turbo.

Though I would also like to have a 1972 1000cc Sportster just for cruising.

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the funniest thing that happened to me was one the last family picnic. When my little brother told the entire famile (over 50 people) that how he screwed me THE SELF PROCLIAMED INTEL BOY out of Win Customize.
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Heheeee...now the 'retard' thread is complete.
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not quite complete - I haven't told a story yet.

I have none to tell but I will remember one soon...
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UzEE, if it is uzee, your about as bright as a blackhole if you are who your claiming to be and are drawing attention to yourself again....

I am starting to believe you could apply for and win the contract to be the Pro-Choice poster child...

sheesh...
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IPlural you talking to me? i am confused!!
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Ok I have to answer this one

I am a med student working as a waitress to make the ends meet or at least try. Well where I work we have to wear black wrap around skirts and being in SD it gets darn cold. When we check in at the start of the shift we drop our coats off at the desk(you think no problem right) As I take my coat off(long coat) I feel a cool breeze on my legs. I remark about how they should turn up the heat, to my suprise the guy at the desk tells me that maybe if I would put my skirt on I would be warm.
As I stand there and look to the floor where my skirt has fallen thinking that I would just pick it up and go to the bathroom and put it back on(good plan right)So I bend over to pick up my skirt and do just this but I must have been more upset than I thought because as I am in the bathroom holding my skirt in my hand I take a min to look up and to my suprise there is a man going to the bathroom, well I just stand there for a few mins not quite sure what to say so then I just shrug my shoulders and leave to go into the next door which is the womens bathroom.
Ok so then I think all is done and over and I am passed the worse except for the teasing, but NOOOOO
I get to my first table to take an order for drinks only to come face to face with the guy from the bathroom and his wife, which he tells her "oh honey see that is the chick that came on to me and got naked in the bathroom" Ok about now I want to die. To say the least I had to explain and even then she would not let me wait on her table
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I believe IPlural was talking bout your evil twin "UzEE", Kona


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@ wicked maid