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They stole all my pens,
so I drank a pot of coffee so I could write this one in the snow,
out back by the parking lot,
pull your curtains, or enjoy the show,
and with the cold weather never in my favor,
don't watch, or I can't go or deliver.
This message with my nervous bladder,
which is followed most frequently by a urinal companion's nervous laughter,
like at the plate, batter up, swing and a miss, shake and splatter.
Which is why I'm always in the market for a new bath mat,
cause I frequently miss and my roommate doesn't know that yet,
but I'm working on my aim,
and saving up to buy new pens,
but frequent indecent exposure tickets are depleting all dividends.
So here I am,
out back trying to squeeze off a drop,
caught in the highbeams of squad car with the officer's gun aimed straight at my cock.
so I drank a pot of coffee so I could write this one in the snow,
out back by the parking lot,
pull your curtains, or enjoy the show,
and with the cold weather never in my favor,
don't watch, or I can't go or deliver.
This message with my nervous bladder,
which is followed most frequently by a urinal companion's nervous laughter,
like at the plate, batter up, swing and a miss, shake and splatter.
Which is why I'm always in the market for a new bath mat,
cause I frequently miss and my roommate doesn't know that yet,
but I'm working on my aim,
and saving up to buy new pens,
but frequent indecent exposure tickets are depleting all dividends.
So here I am,
out back trying to squeeze off a drop,
caught in the highbeams of squad car with the officer's gun aimed straight at my cock.
