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my race are expert Scientists and can easily reverse engineer alien Tech to our needs ^^

Heres my Tech Gaurdian Personal Sheilds the Gaurdian is an immensly powerful personal sheild bassed on the Mark IV design it can absorb energy weapons and the inertial, kinetic and all other such energies from a missle or bullet, the energy is then used to strengthn the sheild and to charge its battery, its amin power source is a small Fusion Core, this is detonated if it falls into enemy hands to stop our classified Technology falling into enemy hands. Nova Assualt Ri

We have captured the outermost Kyotian Border Worlds hmm i need a safe Hyperspace route to the inner worlds

hmm interesting.... Pirate leader: finnaly ive got my hands on a Extensive map of the trade routes! Lirenus: wtf how the hell did you get in here?!?!

oh cool so now that i signed up to the Grammar Police do I get to use the Smiley? [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

you cant take my soul! nooooo

*Sighns contract* WAIT A SECOND..... SOUL CONTRCT?!? WTF oh noes

by the way do you know any Flaming Nija Techniques? i would like to learn more about the FN but.... Noone has contacted me..... i am willing to halve my price in exchange for Ninja Training... By the way you owe me 3,000,000 CDS Credits

Sold to the Shifty CIA Opperative at the Back.... I am at your command .... The Undying.

we seem to have located a strange Artifact on Terra Proxia a mining colony on the edge of our space.... *His Imperial Majesty T'Garath 38th Emperor of the Xin'Ta'Fax Imperium strides down the hallways of the Imperial Palace (rebuilt)* 'Report Terra Proxia Command' TPC Governer: ' the Artifacat is throwing out immense waves of Energy, if we can harnass it... lets just say, Kyotians' 'Its a weapon?' 'Parly it seems to be an Ancient Power Source but its co

Going twice [e digicons]}:)[/e]

of course the New Mark V sheilds are completely classified and are not for sale... we are willing to sell the shematics of our Mark II Engines, for weapons tech, of course these engines, although faster than your own are not the fastest we have, dont want to lose the advantage now do we? by the way the Imperial Armarda is enroute to the Kyotonian Border worlds, armed with the new Missles

very well we shall send our shcematics of the new Mark IV sheilds in exchange for weapons, just to point out our ships are also incredibly manoeverable, we can out manouever any ship in the Universe our engines are also immensly fast in subspace, we win the Intergalactic Racing Guild Championships every year

... i already work for the CDS.... but.... ok your first 2 assainations are free and you have access to my immense wealth, you have to sighn forms first to make a withdrawal dont want to be robbed! also, i can give you accsses to my highly trained personal army.... for a price.... [e digicons]:erk:[/e] any better offers? going once

we are also working on a way to nullify Hacking into our Primary systems , it is progressing but.... *Update* we have jumped cloaked spy drones into the heart of the remaining Kyotonian territory.... something is going on, wait whats that?!?!? weve lost contact with Probe 1.... Probe 2.... Probes 3and 4 are down! and .... Probe 5's picked up a weird Energy reading.... weve lost contact with Probe 5 .... hmmmm

No takers? fine 2 free assainations but thats my final offer...

our people are primarily traders... but we do dabble with spying.... and ship building once phase 2 of our colonisation program is complete we can triple the output of our factories, our Economy with quadruple and ship producuction will soar we could create a fleet to rival the Kyotians at the height of their power in less than a year!

Remember we are also looking to increase the power of our weapons, if anyone in your Alliance can provide us with the schematics we can have our Warfleet entoute to Kyotian Territory by the end of the next Solar Cycle

someone has sabataged our Survey Probes! this is an act of aggression.... if we find out whose been messing with my survey Drones im going to make them deader than Sss'thbel Warlords that attacked us in the Great War

a warning however, do not atempt any other Entry into our space without permission, our people are wary of outsiders since the Great War a few hundred years back between our people and another race.... which is no all but extinct [e digicons]}:)[/e] to explain why my people are militaristcally retarded, my people , sickened by the horrors of the war, destroyed all of our warships and weapons research, the great leaps we are making in defense technology are from hid

but our weapons are incredibly weak and we can barely scratch the paint on a warships hull, we are willing to trade our Mark IV sheild Generator Protoypes in exchange for advanced weapons, our new Tua Epsilon Battleships currenly have the Mark IV sheilds and Armor and is incredbily fast and nimble. .... there seems to be a malfunction with our probes, they have been recalled and reprogrammed, they where supposed to locate resource rich worlds for colonization, not attack Alien Armarda

The Xin'Ta'Fax Imperium welcomes your offer of an alliance and we accept our capital planet is actually a dual world, two planets orbiting each other, 1 a great City-World and the centre of our government, the other a farming world that sustained us after the Great Fall, when FTL was lost, although we where not as affected as the other Nations we still lost all of our Military knowledge, there is no poverty or inequality in my empire and we are rich, due to the massive armies warring

Works for me.. where do I sign up?!?!

by the way where did you get the cow smiley? the Angry Farmer.... err forgot the rest thing sounds cool like the Flaming Nijas to

yeah keep it alive and.... Zombie Kitten ?!?!?! wtf??? random weirdness by the undying.....[e digicons]:(O[/e]