Wow, that came true too ( the corrupting part, not your wish). Fine, wish granted, but knowing that none of your victories and triumphs are real, they soon become hollow to you. You then die when the plane that dropped a crapscicle on someguys head crashes on you. I wish Family Guy will get canceled and that people won't get mad at me or punish me for it.
To answer your question and to ban you, Banned for being obsessed with Linkin Park. I have no complaints about the band, but we don't need fanatics. Not for halo, not for Star Wars, not for terrorism, and not for music.
You mean just like drugs and communism were? Banned for shanging your avatar WHILE WAS TYPING THIS! The fish was better.
They leave you alone, sell the house, move to Ukraine, and leave you behind with nothing to eat but 3 days supply of dry cereal. I wish to know how the last person in the world will die.
"Hip"pies, that's all these misspellers are. DIE HIPPIES, DIE! NEVER SHALL THEY PLAGUE ME WITH THEIR ILLEGIBLE GARBAGE THAT FEW CAN UNDERSTAND! A POX ON THEIR FIRSTBORN! . . . . . . . . . Was that out of character, or just <a
Okay, now my avatar is more Star Wars-related. Better? Good, BANNED.
It does, and your friends kill you for not sharing, and kill eachother for the same reason. I wish I had 3 more wishes.
Banned for banning me for your problems, no, even better; Banned for having problems. Edit: Notice what?
[quote]I wish that N. Korea would stop being crazy (they just said that they consider resolution 1874 by the UNSC a declaration of war and will weaponize all plutonium)[/quote]Holy Crap, they must have took Halo way to seriously. Wish granted. Jar-Jar Binks falls on the fire button for the death star after he was shot to death by firing squad and blows up the Earth Edit: I wish I was alive. (let's see how that on
Banned for not making sense. If the person below me bans me for not understanding, would they mind explaining what danielost means?
Wish granted, but unfortunately, anyone can die. You get coned while in multiplayer in halo 3. I wish all the drug addictswould kill their dealers and the dealers dealers, die from withdrawall, and put a final end to the war on drugs as I have stated.
Banned for being a square. Also, I do have a question. My account says that I have 3 karma from 3 users, but I have only gotten +1 karma twice. An explaination would be appreciated. Edit: Okay, nevermind, I know why now.
Sorry, it's been a while. Banned from this post.
I can't believe these aren't on here yet: "Aul' be back"-The Terminator "I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES!"-Homer Simpson. "Would you like fries with that?"-who do you think?
[e digicons]:D[/e] [e digicons]:banhammer:[/e] My 1 smurf is obvious, but nobody knows it is mine
Wish granted, but the people of Columbus, Ohio are exposed to radiation, turn into zombies, and hitch a ride on Godzilla as it storms through Tokyo. You survive, only to be splattered by a crap-scicle (waste dumped out of the bottom of an air plne in flight). I wish I had everything I need to make my own blaster rifle (Star Wars) that wont malfunction. I already know how to make one and use it.
Banned for, wait, cospiracy?[e digicons]:D[/e] conspiracies are fun. So, who got ubducted by Mexicans (get it?) and who killed that famous person?
Wish granted, but your internet connection is now faster than light, breaking the laws of physics and bringing about an interdimmensional invasion by superintelligent frogs. Teir one true fear is chuck Norris, but when stroming through Montreal, they see Way of the Dragon on the sample TVs. Thinking Chuck Norris is dead, the kill everything and everyone, till they "meat" Chuck and cut off their legs for his lunch, then they die from bloodloss. Chuck Norris is the last person on Earth, a
[e digicons]:thumbsup:[/e] Banned for defending my ban.
Huh? I only used spock's digicon, not that other stuff.
The meat. Am I right? Banned for using this smiley [e digicons](\B):vulcan:(\B)[/e]
Netflix does deliver Transformers in the next three seconds. However, one second before it arrives. Chuck Norris decides that he wants to watch it, so the DVD gets itself to Chuck AFAP. You soon are dimayed and realize the movie ill never come, so you sell your dog to SmallTrippin, and it dies in the energy surge that took place one year later. You eventually become a hermit, eating only waffles and cereal, without any milk. But you enjoy the rest of your life as the ,ain attraction at one of
I noticed this , too. But how often does someone fire 6-8 kostura shots at a pirate base when they should be using it to cripple their enemy's fleet?
Yes. Banned for making me happy (not in that way). And I said extra (not same italicised meaning as before) original. I do laugh at most of these, but I prefer that there be no more simple "banned for ________" which may have been original and/or funny, followed by "banned for not _______" which destroys the creative response process.
Banned for not making a reference to 42. You just typed it. Lazy. Banned for being lazy. Banned for world hunger. Banned for pointless wars. Banned for thinking Star Wars was included in that category.Banned for not. Banned for banning multiple times in the same reply. Banned for banning me. Banned for having a reply below mine. Banned for being confused. Banned for being confusing. Banned because this smiley's tongue is bigger than your (insert word of your choice, tongue being mos
