LimeyMan

I would give you karma, but you've been warned before not to play in the minefield.

Not mad. Calculating. There's something going on behind that reserved approach, I know it.

[e classic]:surprised:[/e] Retro smiley?

I would give you karma, but those guys in cell block 9 are animals. Seriously. It's even got a sign up saying "Prison Zoo."

Is it just me who finds tesb slightly menacing?

Sorry buddy, got to be said.

I was born in tesb-land, as it happens. Munich, to be precise. Betcha didn't know that.

[quote who="tesb" reply="18009" id="3048215"]only old hags know what old hags complain about[/quote] Yeah, I was going to say something conclusive, but then I realised that I've never actually talked to an old hag, so I have no idea what they complain about, other than the general media representation of not liking young people. But them's the breaks.

[quote who="Stant123" reply="18006" id="3048204"]You complain like one though. "I heed a hug." "I want to be held." "I'm so lonely." "My sister is prettier." blah blah blah... Spend less time on the PC and more at the local mall or clubs and those problems go away.[/quote] Old hags don't complain like that. They just hate us young whippersnappers for... something.

Cats are evil creatures. They have no allegiance to their benefactor, are difficult to train, and hunt animals far smaller than themselves regardless of how full they are. Oh, and then they keep their latest catch alive to torment it. For kicks. They might remind you of people.

Banned for forgetting that this is because men are (on average) taller than women.

i saw the London fireworks! On TV... Maybe next year.

I would give you karma but I'm annoyed that the world ended without me.

[quote who="KrdaxDrkrun" reply="17990" id="3047819"]Porn is for people who are unsatisfied with their current sexual accommodations. That's it. Nothing else. It's detracting, it's immoral, it's addicting, and there shouldn't be any kind of argument for it. Unless your name is Stant. (Then it's okay)[/quote] Basically says it all. Whether or not it's immoral is a matter of opinion. Personally I think it's a neutral matter

[quote who="tesb" reply="17964" id="3047210"]why is porn a moral issue, expect you are a very prude person (or american)?[/quote] It's another thing that can be used with good or bad intention and motive. ie I would consider getting off to it unfaithful if you were in a relationship and your partner didn't approve. The fact that it is on the internet means that it can be done very secretively. [quote who="tesb" reply="17962" id="3047200"]yeah the freedom to get your si

Banned because you really need to hold a spear a little distance away from his head, because otherwise he'd have time to escape while you drew back the spear to drive it mercilessly into his head, shattering his skull with a sickening crunch, and relishing the sickly squelch as his brain is pulverised, and *ahem*. Sorry, don't know what came over me there.

[quote who="tesb" reply="17951" id="3047014"]i think you mean porn and the destruction of the thin layer of illusion (which fools will call morals) above our society that pretended we are not sexually driven beasts? [/quote] [quote who="Oatesy03" reply="17949" id="3046978"]Note: I cannot be held liable for the sizeable amount of male cow faeces present in the above text.[/quote] The Internet is a place where anybody can be whatever they want, which instantly prompts many to ge

Banned for Bugs Bunny in a bag.

Ahem, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the latest and greatest invention of our time: The Internet. It has brought us peace, security, moral fibre, and a sense of fellowship with our fellow man. God bless the Internet. Note: I cannot be held liable for the sizeable amount of male cow faeces present in the above text.

I would give you karma, but the Scotsman in my head says "noo."

I would give you karma, but you'll probably find the point when you poke yourself with it by accident.

I would give you karma, but I think we're missing the point of the game.

As it happens, yes. No, just kidding. I am in fact the veritable Limey Man.

Tesb: the very obvious lurker.

Banned because castration is the most likely thing to make a grown man weep.