Ah, another commercial inspired rant....well, here goes:
You've all seen the commercials about antidepressants, antiallergens, and other miracle cures for insignificant little ailments...take any commercial and you'll see 2 things...#1 a list of symptoms to get you to buy the drug and #2 a list of annoying and possibly very serious side effects....
An example or more of a hyperbole(exaggeration) is "Are you depressed, sad, fatigued, or sleep at night? Then you need Ultra Crampsquirts to help your hormonal balance and restore your chi.*in a small fast pace voice*Symptoms may include sexual side effects, constipation, diarrhea, dry mouth, herpes, and in extremely rare cases death"
You see that these medications aren't a very positive things...its either be a little down or have your bowels fall out and your organs turn to mush...but why advertise these horrible things?...so the government can make money...of course marijuana, cocaine, etc. are outlawed because it isn't grown in America and can't be taxed and regulated like alcohol and cigarettes...
The marketing scam really just ticks me off...if you listen closley and read the fine print I think you could safely say that these legal drugs will mess you up way more than illegal ones ever could...
But if you don't like being depressed with happy bowels and a fully functioning sex drive than you can be a smiling, impotent, hershey squirter I guess...
Well that's the government for ya,
~Zoo
