Shame on you! That is disgusting.

You can cook?

Holy cow.  That's a surprise.  After hearing your adventures with everclear and koolaide and falling off balconies whilst drunk I kinda had you pegged as a ramen noodle and frozen pizza kinda guy when it came to culinary skills.

I'm very pleasantly surprised!

You can cook?

 

I cook like there is no tomorrow. You don't get to be this big eating ramyun alone (although my cheese ramyun has been raved about)

T    he humor? Well mom you will simply have to agree to disagree with me on this. Ignoring something does not make it go away. I would recommend a book I just finished reading... Satan's High Priest. While I don't beleive in Satan or God as any sort of reliable moral authority the book shows what hiding your head int he sand can do for either of them. Don't like the humor? sorry acceptabel humor is by it's very nature boring. I think I found a sacred cow of yours again and probably carved out a steak... I love you but I was never afraid of that before and I won't start now.

MMMmmmmm....cheese ramyun. So so so good. And yes, Dharma, he can cook. Oh goodness can he cook. He can cook like theres no tomorrow....and I eat it up like theres no tomorrow. Which I think I can blame Greywar for me gaining weight. Yes. Sounds good. He will be my scapegoat.