lucky you have a lock box for your sexual organs

mine just hangs out all the fucking time

from JoeUser Forums
so when you accuse me of thinking about sex too much, don't blame me. blame the layout of my body. I can't avoid my sex organ. your's is tucked away in a nice little cushioned jewelry box. mine gets in the way when I walk, gets in the way when I sleep. Mine reminds me of it's existense the first thing in the morning, and begs for attention before I go to sleep.

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Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
I feel your pain.....right on!

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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
Mine reminds me of it's existense the first thing in the morning, and begs for attention before I go to sleep.


didn't know y'all were in such a quandary!!
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
pow wow, how you like me now.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
every article doesn't have to be an extremely master-planned thesis/argument. articles are supposed to make you think. obviously, mine did it's job. i'm not making some profound statement, i'm just letting everyone know how it is. perhaps making you think twice before the next time you man-hate. not an excuse for deadbeat dads, rape or infedility ; just another perspective.