Heh. Can just see a conversation by the pirates.
"Yo ho, yo ho! A navigator. Fresh fer the takin, boys!"
"Ah, beggin' yer partner cap'n, but thar's ten more of em."
"More booty! It's like takin' candy from a baby, yarrr..."
"Cap'n, another two score just jumped in."
"Yarr, I knew we should have bought that black market inhibitor. For'ard, boys! Save one or two to walk the airlock plank!"
"Cap'n, uh, thar's this here big red blob on the radar.."
"Bosun, clap this idiot in irons! I TOLD him not to eat hardtack with ketchup at the controls."
"Bosun 'ere, sarr!! Alright, off with ye, ye scallywag... Uh, sarrr?"
"Yus, bosun?"
"Sarrr... that red blob? It's moving, sarr. Toward us, sarr."
"Well, grab a paper towel and wipe it up before it... er, did you say toward us."
"Yes, sarr. The ketchup appears to be crawlin' *up* the screen."
"Sarr, pilot here, sarr. The stars near the base's phase lane exit? Well, uh, they appear to be... er... goin' out."
"er... boys?"
"Yus, cap'n?"
"If anyone needs me, I'll be... uh... checkin' the lifeboat."
-- Retro
