Seals know how to parachute? wow.

Where have you been?

Didn't the snail mail get to you?

Was it raining?

Was it snowing?

Did the Earth upheave?

Downheave?

Re-heave?

Did I forget the stamp again? Oh boy.

And why doesn't it have a caricature of a woman with huge bosoms in a comical situation?

[I remember those postcards back in Devon in the UK, they were always favourites with the tourists]

And where's that tutu clad fella? Did he go to see the monkeys to? 

What lead us to Reverend Desmond?

And I'll bet you didn't know hes wasn't too reverend when he Found the cleaning lady bent over vacuuming in the pulpit?

Did she cry oh god, when she drank his sacramental wine?

How do you know he didn't use a condom?

Yeah! Don't you know when the big eye in the sky is watching, and on your side , such trivialities aren't prerequisite to it?  

I also have a bridge........ on my teeth.   Aaaha

{not really }

Isn't sacrilegious against something?

Yes Uvah, the Catholic religion says, no birth control at all. I think they allow gaydom now. I don't believe in these cult like groups. 

Do you?

Isn't there a religious group that thinks oral sex is just talking about it?

Does it show?

No, but would you take a suggestion that you wear longer shorts in future, just in case?

Does it matter if you don't wear shorts at all?

Well wouldn't that depend on whether your nudist camp membership is up to date?

Well, I don't know i have so many. Should i check first North, South, East or West or perhaps somewhere in between?

Couldn't you try all of them and check out the scenery while you're there?

On another note, could you sue a nudist camp if you got poison ivy on your implant?

Isn't it sort take it or leaf it? hehe

Well you'd leaf it if it wasn't poison ivy, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't it be better to put an egg in your shoe and 'beat it'?

Or put nuts under arm and roast 'em?