Isn't peanut butter and jelly supposed to go there?

Did you know that before Amy Winehouse shaved her armpits, small creatures used to sneak in there with peanut and jelly sandwiches?

And that one time they found a colony of once thought extinct long-nosed moles in her pubies?

Whose nuts?

More to the point, WHO's bringing the beer?

i though Tommy was?

So you didn't know that Tommy has a drinking problem and his wife won't let him hang out with wikkid blokes like us?

[in fact, any time he hangs out she gives him a slap and tells him to put it away]

Wasn't Tommy a pumpkin eater?

Wasn't Tommy too busy playing a mean pinball?

Wasn't Tommy tomatoed yesterday? Heard that someplace.

Where, exactly?

Arent you already with Tommy Aunt...so, why are you asking where?

Didn't you know that aunte suffers from wherethefukami disease and never knows exactly where he is?

Didn't you know auntea is actually an it?

Yes, but did you know that I am a demigod in 'it' circles and that I am both feared and worshipped by its throughout the universe?

Yeah but did you know that the its are in revolt because you forgot to give them lollipops?

Bugger the lollipops, and surely you knew they were quite revolting before being denied lollipops???

How could anyone not know, i am revolting?

Ah, so you're saying that you were with the peasants when they stormed Lord Muck's castle?

Does it have a mote? and if not why not?

Did a teacher tell you to spell moat that way, and did he/she get a smack across the botty for getting it wrong?

You never seed a mote before? wow!

I suppose now you're gonna suggest I voat at the next Oz election?

1 vote for the Motely Cru.

Isn't both sides of politics represented by a motley crew?

Considering that wasn't a question, would it count?