Oh lying down. Standing up she must be 3 feet right?  

I'm just wondering, are those double D's or triple D's?

D's be the Big D's.  No?     And is all her family so talented?

Can you define talent?

So you weren't aware that Dolly had a niece who appeared nude in mens magazines?

How much talent does it take to define talent?

Which question should i answer?

How about you respond to the one that's best answered with another question?

Yeah but, which one is that?

Don't you have a pocket calculator that would work that one out for you?

What is with all the scientific terminology?

So you're saying you don't have an inquisitive mind?

Like Torquemada?

Didn't he round up a few natives in South America and attach their testicles to various torture devices until they accepted Christianity?

When did they change that? 

And was the Mexican revolutionary El Taco Burrito around at the time?

Que hora es?

Si amigo.  Pass the Cheetos?

Have you ever seen one of those idiots who thinks it's a great party trick to hang a Cheeto out of their nose?

Would you want them to hang it out of a different opening?

Can you show that publicly without getting arrested?

Do you get Cheetos in jail?

Do jails dispense Vaseline from the sick bay or do inmates have to order it in?

Or maybe they have a soup soap nazi?

Do you think soap-om-a-rope would be safest in prison shower blocks?

But what would you hang it from?