If I don't get the BETA for Entrenchment by Thursday, I will cut this ****ing turkey's head off, rip out his god damned guts, bake the bastard, and eat him like a frikkin' animal.
I am serious here folks, I just want this one simple thing, and I'm willing to kill for it! It's up to you whether you want the Turkey's death on your head. I WANT to kill and eat him, I am one crazy mofo, but even more than that, I want the Beta.
What's it gonna be, life or death? It's in your hands.