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Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

Do I just have a dirty mind, or...

Do I just have a dirty mind, or does the Advent starbase look like some kind of kinky sex toy?  I mean, it looks like a cross between a cock ring and a butt plug.  I mean, look at it.  It's got a hole in the center, and it's got this "horn" sticking out of it.  Looks like something you'd stick on yourself if you really wanted to show your girlfriend a good time, if you know what I mean.

Come to think of it, some of the names for Advent ships even seem sexual.  "Domina subjugator?"  Come on!  This can't be by accident.  I think the devs are messing with us.

So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas?

"Buttplug of doom?"

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Reply #126 Top

Quoting nixiepixel, reply 22
Yeah, it's like this.
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Rofl! Nice comparison photo there, should've made the toy point up and rotated it to match the angle, though. ;)

 

Reply #127 Top

Whiskey.  Tango.  Foxtrot.  This thread.... :rofl:   I regret I have nothing to say that hasn't been said.  :rofl:

Reply #128 Top

Quoting nixiepixel, reply 22
Yeah, it's like this.
End of nixiepixel's quote

8O  

Reply #129 Top

Quoting Flipkik, reply 14

The Advent battleship (I think its the the Rapture) looks like... well
Rapture???? You sure you don't mean Rapeture?

Grtz,
[_]-Flipkik
End of Flipkik's quote

not rapeture, rupture cause it rupture's your...... 8C 8| :puke:

Reply #130 Top

:(O

 

OK... i'm scared now... not cuz ppl think about HUGE Sex toy floting into space.... no... cuz i got the same idea when i 1st saw it... and YES i do have good SEX at home, with a REAL <3 ly girl...

Meh...

 

 

Still have that 'stiff drink'' around????  :rofl:

 

Reply #131 Top

I'm sure you'll find plenty of stiffs around here if you look. Just don't look too much!

Reply #132 Top

Ive got a whole shelf full of hard drinks.

Reply #133 Top

I've got the loose glasses. We can have a party now.

Reply #134 Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 8
I've got the loose asses. We can have a party now.
End of Annatar11's quote

Reply #135 Top

Why do you think the Advent got expelled from Trader space? :D

Reply #136 Top

Quoting Sole, reply 9



Quoting Annatar11,
reply 8
I've got the loose asses. We can have a party now.

End of Sole's quote

Shhhhhhhh, stop reading my mind and telling everyone.

I mean.. aww, crap.

Reply #137 Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 11
I mean.. aww, crap.
End of Annatar11's quote

Loose asses crapping?

Reply #138 Top

Omg see what you people did to me you just blew my mind![/quote]

aka blowjob cum shot 8C

Reply #139 Top

Loose asses crapping?
End of quote

Whatever floats your boat, I guess, just don't let everyone else see it. They may not understand.

Reply #140 Top

I think we're about to be hit by a whole new wave of in-game cybering.

If you'll excuse m, I'll go play Sins and touch myself now...

 

Reply #141 Top

sins of a polar empire.

Reply #142 Top

has any body noticed that the new pictures for the tec fighter look like dildos

Reply #143 Top


So there are all these names for vasari ships (egg, etc).  The vasari starbase will probably end up being called anything from an onion to a turnip to an eggplant to a pineapple.  So what do you want to call the advent starbase?  Any ideas
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onion, turnip, eggplant.....    ....it looks like a giant buttplug

transcencia= cock ring and orkulus=buttplug

Reply #144 Top

Quoting AncientEmperor, reply 18
onion, turnip, eggplant.....    ....it looks like a giant buttplug

transcencia= cock ring and orkulus=buttplug
End of AncientEmperor's quote

Better than a cockplug and a butt ring.

...yeah.

 

Reply #145 Top

cockplug
End of quote

... Ow.

butt ring
End of quote

That's just not very practical, y'know?

Reply #146 Top

You guys are just wrong, wrong I tell you!

Reply #147 Top

Quoting Annatar11, reply 14

Loose asses crapping?


Whatever floats your boat, I guess, just don't let everyone else see it. They may not understand.
End of Annatar11's quote

1 Annatar 2 Cups.com 8(|

Reply #148 Top

There will always be only one of me regardless of the number of cups. Which, incidentally, is probably best for humankind.

 

Reply #149 Top

This is the kind of thread that makes you rotfl and feel bad about yourself at the same time, like a helen keller joke . . . . .

:beer: Im going to need a couple of these next time I check the thread Im afraid . . .