she ran for a senate seat this year claiming to be some super duper christian (even claimed to be against sex! seriously? where does it say in the bible that sex is wrong. NOWHERE! ) then someone pulled a file that showed that in her younger years she practiced witchcraft
I think she actually claimed to have "dabbled" in witchcraft. She said she had a boyfriend in high school who took her on a date to his coven, and they ate a romantic dinner on top of a bloodstained Satanic altar. And she wasn't against sex per se (to my knowledge, anyway), but she was against masturbation. Violently against it, in fact.
Banned because there is a garden store in Columbus that runs a mall-style Santa's Village over the holidays- guy with a fake beard who asks kids what they want for Christmas, live reindeer, that sort of thing. They dropped off a flier at our house that should have said
Take the kids for a visit with Santa!
but somebody either had a bad spellchecker or a sense of humor, and the flier read instead
Take the kids for a visit with Satan!