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You're Banned!: The Forum Game

You're Banned!: The Forum Game

Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?

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Reply #25451 Top

Draak: Tbh, you're always with Ryat. For one

For two: ... Dude, I'm 15, wtf kind of stuff do you think I do!?!?

Banned.

Xer0 AKA Admiral Manwhore

Reply #25452 Top

banned for obviously you're not doing manwhore stuff

Reply #25453 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 25449

Banned because I sincerely doubt that you turned two lesbians straight.... for you.
End of Xer07's quote

Do I detect bragging? *_*

Quoting Ryat, reply 25450
banned for not realizing that it was your hormones that going crazy due to the fact that you are a teenager
End of Ryat's quote

That :thumbsup:

Quoting Ryat, reply 25450

banned for assuming they were true lesbians, I seriously doubted that they were
End of Ryat's quote

They werent. They are Bisexual.

Xer07 likes to exaggerate.

 

@Xer07: Banned for not changing your stupid sig.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25454 Top

Banned because the title "Admiral Manwhore" is more an inside joke than anything, although all my friends call me a manwhore because I lack guy friends, and have mulitple "romantic" relations at a time.

Double Banned because that's not manwhore stuff.... that's more pimp stuff.

La Espada con El Diablo - Xer0

EDIT\\\ I once again need to EMPHASIZE that if I was controlled by my hormones, at this point both of them would probably be expecting. :annoyed:   And no, not bragging, making a point.

Reply #25455 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 25451
A: If my Hormones were going Crazy, I would have taken the oppourtunity to make out with BOTH girls today.
End of Xer07's quote

You do know that your hormones affect your emotions indirectly, right? >_>

And since teenager's hormones get crazy for a period of time, they get really emotional sometimes. On the other hand, some teenagers get it out of their system by having sex, but being emo works too :grin:

Quoting Xer07, reply 25451

B: technically, they were Bi, however they had also been dating for 7 going on 8 months.
End of Xer07's quote

You called them lesbians, when you said that you turned them both straight, obviously to show off :typo:

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 25452
banned for I'm with Ryat.

And to get the title of manwhore, you have to talk them into a threesome and after some light sodomy get with another girl and receive a blowjob without taking a shower between sessions.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Dont mind him, Draak. He doesnt know what a "manwhore" is.

Xer07 thinks he is a Manwhore, LOLOLOLOL XD

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25456 Top

Clearly coming here seeking mature advice on the matter was the wrong idea.

Off to Yahoo Answers then.

Banned, simply Banned.

La Espada con El Diablo - Xer0

Reply #25457 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 25456
Banned because the title "Admiral Manwhore" is more an inside joke than anything, although all my friends call me a manwhore because I lack guy friends, and have mulitple "romantic" relations at a time.
End of Xer07's quote

Whore = common word for Prostitutes. Being a Prostitute, women get paid to have sexual intercourse of any kind, in order to make a living.

Considering that people often call women "whores" sometimes when they have a lot of sex, with many different mates, at a rather small period of time, then how the hell are you a Man-Whore? I dont get it >_>

Get your facts straight, and dont let others make you their bitch, by convincing you that you are something you're not.

If I kept calling you a retard, would you say that you are retarded? I think not.

Quoting Xer07, reply 25456

Double Banned because that's not manwhore stuff.... that's more pimp stuff.
End of Xer07's quote

Thats manwhore stuff, with a dosage of perversion mixed into it.

Dont mind Draak, he is usually more perverted than that :P (J/K here)

Quoting Xer07, reply 25456

EDIT\\\ I once again need to EMPHASIZE that if I was controlled by my hormones, at this point both of them would probably be expecting.   And no, not bragging, making a point.
End of Xer07's quote

Banned for, like I said, hormones dont just affect your sexual appetite. Read my above post.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25458 Top

banned for not banning (classic)

And yeah, multiple romantic relationships (romantic probably being not used properly) is called casual dating for those comfy with themselves. But indirect ass-to-mouth is a little closer to the mark.

Hormones can make you sad, happy, just about everything.

Edit: I'm banned for being late.

Reply #25459 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 25458
Clearly coming here seeking mature advice on the matter was the wrong idea.
End of Xer07's quote

Wait...you want "mature advice" in a forum game??!?? :(O

LOLZ, nice one XD

Quoting Xer07, reply 25458

Off to Yahoo Answers then.

Banned, simply Banned.

La Espada con El Diablo - Xer0
End of Xer07's quote

RAGEQUIT!!!!!!! :D

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25460 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 25446
Banned for

A: My Return, temporarily and

B: Not having to deal with two girls at once.

Xer0 AKA Admiral Manwhore
End of Xer07's quote

Quoting Xer07, reply 25458
Clearly coming here seeking mature advice on the matter was the wrong idea.

Off to Yahoo Answers then.

Banned, simply Banned.

La Espada con El Diablo - Xer0
End of Xer07's quote

banned for I don't remember seeing a question.

edit: psst, banned for not banning!

Reply #25461 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 25460
banned for not banning (classic)

And yeah, multiple romantic relationships (romantic probably being not used properly) is called casual dating for those comfy with themselves. But indirect ass-to-mouth is a little closer to the mark.

Hormones can make you sad, happy, just about everything.

Edit: I'm banned for being late.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Draak, banned for not reading any of my posts.

1. I did ban in the post above yours.

2. I already told him that hormones affect your feelings as well.

3. As of today, I am calling Xer07 a Saint, until he gets in his head that he isnt a Manwhore.

Really, really BANNED :banhammer:

Nuf said X|

Where is Ryat?

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25462 Top

Quoting morpheas768, reply 25457

Quoting Xer07, reply 25451A: If my Hormones were going Crazy, I would have taken the oppourtunity to make out with BOTH girls today.

You do know that your hormones affect your emotions indirectly, right?

And since teenager's hormones get crazy for a period of time, they get really emotional sometimes. On the other hand, some teenagers get it out of their system by having sex, but being emo works too


Quoting Xer07, reply 25451
B: technically, they were Bi, however they had also been dating for 7 going on 8 months.

You called them lesbians, when you said that you turned them both straight, obviously to show off


Quoting Draakjacht, reply 25452banned for I'm with Ryat.

And to get the title of manwhore, you have to talk them into a threesome and after some light sodomy get with another girl and receive a blowjob without taking a shower between sessions.
Dont mind him, Draak. He doesnt know what a "manwhore" is.

Xer07 thinks he is a Manwhore, LOLOLOLOL

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"
End of morpheas768's quote

banned for not banning in this one. If you READ MY POST you would see that I banned myself for lateness. :)

Oh, and I know you made the point about hormones, but Xer07 kept focusing on the horny part.

Reply #25463 Top

Draak, to be 100% honest, even if I took the time to explain it to you, you wouldn't see it as a problem that needs resolved, you're just not that type of person.

Morph: Ragequit? More like boredquit m8, same shit different day scenario.

EDIT\\\ And yes, I get the hormonal emotion blah blah blah, however, I'm fairly sure that if the hormone that caused happiness was released during a time of Depression for me, I'd still be depressed.

La Espada con El Diablo - Xer0

Reply #25464 Top

banned for not banning. And you still haven't asked a question, so I have no idea what you want. And if you did take time to explain it or not jump to conclusions, that would strike me as oddly out of character.

Reply #25465 Top

The ISSUE is that I have two girls interested in me.

My QUESTION is how to throw off the one without hurting her, since I'm only interested in the other.

The PARADOX is that no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt in the end.

Banned for expecting me to play the game, I could always quit you know.

La Espada con El Diablo - Xer0

Reply #25466 Top

banned for I have no idea which game you think I want you to play.

If you're talking the game of juggling two women, I don't care. Honestly, I have no idea what you do day to day and no real interest.

If you're talking the banning game, I just expect you to play if you're on the thread. Quitting isn't a big deal. It's a thread.

If you're talking the game of filling us in and posing a real question or concern, I don't think of it as a game, rather just the way you ask for advice.

Okay, you have two girls interested in you. It happens. How do you throw off one? You tell her you're not interested. Be honest, just not a total dick. Figure out how to say it the nicest way possible and include as many positive points as possible. Someone will not be happy. That's a fact of life. The sooner you learn to accept that and not become a people pleaser, the sooner you learn to deal with these situations in a healthy manner. In the long run, everyone will be happier than if you let misery string along forever.

No paradox, just life.

Reply #25467 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 25464

banned for not banning in this one. If you READ MY POST you would see that I banned myself for lateness.

Oh, and I know you made the point about hormones, but Xer07 kept focusing on the horny part.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Then Banned for being late, and no I didnt see your Edit, because the forums are so damn slow.

Quoting Xer07, reply 25465
Draak, to be 100% honest, even if I took the time to explain it to you, you wouldn't see it as a problem that needs resolved, you're just not that type of person.
End of Xer07's quote

Xer07, Draak isnt in the Chatroom, which means that he has no idea who Mishayla and Hannah are, and practically everything that you share with us, regarding your personal life, he doesnt know (or care for that matter).

Quoting Xer07, reply 25465

Morph: Ragequit? More like boredquit m8, same shit different day scenario.
End of Xer07's quote

Yep. I just couldnt help but call you a ragequitter on this |-)

Quoting Xer07, reply 25465
EDIT\\\ And yes, I get the hormonal emotion blah blah blah, however, I'm fairly sure that if the hormone that caused happiness was released during a time of Depression for me, I'd still be depressed.
End of Xer07's quote

LOL, there isnt a hormone for each specific emotion XD I dont think you get how exactly hormones work, and its a little difficult for me to explain it.

Ok. Suppose that your hormones get real crazy one day. If really bad things happen to you on the same day, then you would be really depressed, due to your hormones maximizing the effects of your current emotional state.

In other words, hormones dont CAUSE certain emotional states, but rather intensifying them, making you happier or more depressed than you would be if you were sexually satisfied.

Now, crazy hormones + good things happen to you, then you would probably be all like "OMGWTF that girl is soooo HAWT, I want to make out with her!!!!" and stuff.

Horny and excited, rather than really depressed.

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 25466
banned for not banning. And you still haven't asked a question, so I have no idea what you want. And if you did take time to explain it or not jump to conclusions, that would strike me as oddly out of character.
End of Draakjacht's quote

If you want to find out his problem exactly, and give him advice, then check out the Chatroom.

Xer07, lets take this in the Chatroom please. This is the Ban game, not the "Give Xer07 advice" game.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25468 Top

Quoting Xer07, reply 25467

My QUESTION is how to throw off the one without hurting her, since I'm only interested in the other.

The PARADOX is that no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt in the end.
End of Xer07's quote

I told you, just be her friend, act like normal, and if anything comes up, then tell her the truth and apologize, but dont back off.

And you cant make everyone AND yourself happy for Gods sake X| Just deal with it - accept it.

Hannah will get kind of hurt. Big deal, she will get over it.

Draak said: "You tell her you're not interested. Be honest, just not a total dick. Figure out how to say it the nicest way possible and include as many positive points as possible."

Banned for

Xer0 AKA The Saint.

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25469 Top

banned for attempting to reason with someone who is clearly unreasonable

AKA - we all have at least 10 years on him in age each, have had our own issues that are similar to his except we got so the end results, but he doesn't want to listen, he wants his ears tickled and to be babied

Reply #25470 Top

banned for I think he's probably too centered on the chatroom deal. (I agree with Morph?)

Yeah, I might understand more if I were there, but I'm not and don't plan to be. So, if he's going to change medium, he has to bring some info with it. That's the way it works. And even if he gave me his life story, I can't say much when there's no question. It's just an autobiography at that point.

So, I don't care if he brings his baggage and asks for help packing, but he can't drop an arm load of shirts and just expect me to start folding, especially if he expects that I don't know how to fold.

Reply #25471 Top

Quoting Ryat, reply 25471
banned for attempting to reason with someone who is clearly unreasonable
End of Ryat's quote

Well, tbh I would even try to reason with a mentally unstable person, if someone like that talked to me, so...yeah ;)

(not saying that Xer07 is mentally unstable, I am just speaking in general)

Quoting Ryat, reply 25471

AKA - we all have at least 10 years on him in age each, have had our own issues that are similar to his except we got so the end results, but he doesn't want to listen, he wants his ears tickled and to be babied
End of Ryat's quote

Nope, I have 7 years on him :P   And yes, I did have experiences similar to his, but he wants to like ask every single person he knows, or even doesnt know, on the internet, to get an average opinion.

Thats what Xer07 always does. He asks everyone. I am fairly sure, that if he could make a website that would be viewed by every single person on the planet, and every one of them answered to his little problems, then he would do it, just so he can get an opinion/answer to everything.

" Poll: Does Xer07 need to reject Hannah?

  A: Yes (68%)

  B: No (32%)   "

"Answer now, and win an iPhone!!!!"

Yeah, something like that :grin:

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25472 Top

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 25472
banned for I think he's probably too centered on the chatroom deal. (I agree with Morph?)

Yeah, I might understand more if I were there, but I'm not and don't plan to be. So, if he's going to change medium, he has to bring some info with it. That's the way it works. And even if he gave me his life story, I can't say much when there's no question. It's just an autobiography at that point.

So, I don't care if he brings his baggage and asks for help packing, but he can't drop an arm load of shirts and just expect me to start folding, especially if he expects that I don't know how to fold.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Like I said, thats what Xer07 does. He asks everyone about his little problems.

Me? I never take him seriously unless he is on the Chatroom. This is a forum game, and I WILL have fun :grin:

Btw, about the Chatroom, I just told you that, because you didnt seem to know whats going on, so IF you were interested, thats the place to get more info on the matter.

You have a good point though. Xer07 asked you to answer a question he didnt pose.

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 25472
banned for I think he's probably too centered on the chatroom deal. (I agree with Morph?)
End of Draakjacht's quote

Banned because I didnt catch that :|

"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25473 Top

banned for taking two posts to make one ban... slow, man.

Reply #25474 Top

Banned because I did ban though, even if I was slow :P

 

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"Cute Pokemon always get Parahax!"

Reply #25475 Top

banned for not recommending that to more people. God bless the ellipse.