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You're Banned!: The Forum Game

You're Banned!: The Forum Game

Okay, here's what you do for this game: You have to "ban" the person who posted above you for an outrageous, silly, or funny reason. Got it?

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Reply #29626 Top

banned for thinking you can pwn

Reply #29627 Top

I never said that I cld pwn without someone else's prior opinion on the matter. Therefore I never said it, I just agreed with a prior statement.

Banned because some opinions about my edit would be nice, it's starting to concern me.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #29628 Top

Banned because your edit needs to be removed.

Quoting Xer07, reply 29627
Morph: How could I have learned from you if I wasn't here to learn....? Anyway, thnx. I haz mastered teh pwnage... not really, but it's a start.
End of Xer07's quote

Heh, I was kidding about the "student" part, but you really did pwn SD ;)

Quoting Xer07, reply 29627
EPIC EDIT!!!!: Um, is it a problem if she asked if I would run away to Africa with her? Oh, and sum moosik, since I fixed my embed issue.
End of Xer07's quote

Oh great, more trash music >_>

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #29629 Top

Banned because I was more concerned about the whole "Hannah wanting to steal me away from everyone we know and move me a secluded, untraceable out of the way place where laws don't necessarily apply" part of my Edit.

Xer0 \^/

Reply #29630 Top

banned for that's normal

break it off

Reply #29631 Top

banned for maybde wanting to move to a place where there are no laws

Reply #29632 Top

Quoting Ryat, reply 29632
banned for that's normal

break it off
End of Ryat's quote

Can't. I'm already the biggest scar on her wrist, I don't want to make that worse. I'm trying to see about going to her place this weekend, but since my Mom is suspicious that I'm having an affair, she refuses to take me until she has proof that Mishayla (my girlfriend) both knows and approves of  my visiting her.

Banned for misspelling "Maybe".

Xer0 \^/

Reply #29633 Top

banned for allowing yourself to be imprisoned

banned for you are making it worse by being her crutch

Reply #29634 Top

Bannned because I'm not imprisoned, it's just this godamn "Saving people" complex of mine that's forcing me to stay.

Banned because I don't see how I'm making it worse... What, you think I should pour salt in the two  year long wound and say "Sorry, but you just aren't good enough for me, now please get out of my life because you're stressing me out"?

Meh

Xer0 \^/

Reply #29635 Top

banned for being a better person than i am but not by much :)

Reply #29636 Top

banned for the RED

sigh

Xer07 you are an idiot.

Fine imprison yourself and continue to support someone who is using you as an emotional crutch. Be everyone's little savior by imprisoning them in uselessness and you being the end all be all of their lives when you can barely figure out your own. typical

Reply #29637 Top

banned for still trying. I warned you.

This coming from the man who's probably self-castrated himself by now due to his vehement objections in the past to consider romance with women? Please, good sir, do feel free to contact me if you're feeling lonely. I know quite a few gay guys who'd love to have you over. Would you consider yourself a bottom, top, or sandwhicher?
End of quote

I'm sorry, but the biggest problem I have with this is how he goes straight from saying he castrated himself to saying he's gay. Castration has to do with the ability to get sexually aroused, sexual orientation aside. It's like he's equating homosexuality with lack thereof. Does this stand out to anyone else?

Reply #29638 Top

banned for yes, but his metaphors and explanations have all ways been wrong

as is his thinking as noted above

oh and isn't castration the removal of the ability to get sexually aroused?

Reply #29639 Top

Banned for:

Guys, Castration = removal of one's penis.

Either surgically, or cut it by force. They used to castrate servants from young children, so they can make them better and more loyal slaves, in the old days. And since there werent any surgeons back then, you can imagine how they did it.

At least thats what I know about that word.

Quoting Xer07, reply 29627
Um, is it a problem if she asked if I would run away to Africa with her? Oh, and sum moosik, since I fixed my embed issue.
End of Xer07's quote

Hypothetically or literally?

Hypothetically, it means that she just wants to know if you have real romantic feelings for her.

Literally, it means she's crazy, lol.

Quoting Xer07, reply 29627

*Music Removed due to an unworthy audience*
End of Xer07's quote

Thanks :thumbsup:

Quoting Xer07, reply 29631
Banned because I was more concerned about the whole "Hannah wanting to steal me away from everyone we know and move me a secluded, untraceable out of the way place where laws don't necessarily apply" part of my Edit.

Xer0 \^/
End of Xer07's quote

Ok, now you're talking abduction here. What exactly did she tell you? >_> (Dont add sauce please)

Quoting Xer07, reply 29634
Can't. I'm already the biggest scar on her wrist, I don't want to make that worse. I'm trying to see about going to her place this weekend, but since my Mom is suspicious that I'm having an affair, she refuses to take me until she has proof that Mishayla (my girlfriend) both knows and approves of  my visiting her.
End of Xer07's quote

Uhm, you dont really have an affair, do you? :|

Your mom is doing the right thing, actually caring for you and your GF, btw.

And yeah, Mish should know. If you ask her permission, you leave no doubt that you're going to visit as a friend. If you had an affair, you'd visit in secret.

Quoting Ryat, reply 29635
banned for you are making it worse by being her crutch
End of Ryat's quote

@Xer07: Pretty much what Ryat said. Do NOT give her any kind of hope that you 2 might be together some day. That would make her falsely believe that you do want to be with her, and when she realizes that she doesnt have a chance, all her hopes and dreams will crumble, probably leading to what she threatens to do (suicide).

Let her know, and try to make her accept that you are her friend, nothing more.

Quoting Xer07, reply 29636
Banned because I don't see how I'm making it worse... What, you think I should pour salt in the two  year long wound and say "Sorry, but you just aren't good enough for me, now please get out of my life because you're stressing me out"?
End of Xer07's quote

Nope, you dont have to put salt in the wound, just a bandage. Be gentle, and her wound wont bleed again. Read the above ^.

Quoting Ryat, reply 29638
Xer07 you are an idiot.

Fine imprison yourself and continue to support someone who is using you as an emotional crutch. Be everyone's little savior by imprisoning them in uselessness and you being the end all be all of their lives when you can barely figure out your own. typical
End of Ryat's quote

LOL, thats harsh, he is only trying to help :|

Anyway, the thing is, that Ms Hannah needs to realize that you're not the one for her. You can use the classic trick of empathy, telling her that you wanted to be with Mishayla for years, often thinking of suicide, but you didnt actually do it. I dunno Xer07, I'm not so good at that kind of stuff, but I am sure you are :) It will take some time, but once you get her to get out of this mental state, she'll recover. So do what Ryat said, (stop being her crutch), but do it slowly, gently.

But really, there is a really HUGE thing you are missing to the whole story: You CANT save everyone dude, its just not possible. Besides, why the hell you think that its somehow your fault that she's got feelings for you, and because you dont, she wants to commit suicide. Thats ridiculous. Its her problem, not yours. But yeah, I know that walking away is probably not an option for you, so I am suggesting the next best thing. So read the above.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #29640 Top

Banned because I am obviously human. It's just not at all difficult for me to conduct myself in this manner. Maybe I am repressed- it's hard to find a comparison. But it's not like I ever made a conscious decision to adopt this outlook, or need to expend any effort to stay that way.

Reply #29641 Top

banned for getting philosophical on us

Don't worry about it Scoutdog. Your "issue" is extremely minor and can be used as a strength. Ignore these guys and enjoy being single.

Reply #29642 Top

banned for castration is the removal of the testicles, discontinuing the hormonal production that encourages arousal. So, while you still have a penis, you have no drive to have sex. Also reduces aggressive tendencies.

Castration has to do with the ability to get sexually aroused
End of quote

I meant that the two are linked, but I was not specific in how. Castration has to do with it in that it prevents it, yes.

Reply #29643 Top

banned for morpheas that was TL:DR

Reply #29644 Top

Don't worry about it Scoutdog. Your "issue" is extremely minor and can be used as a strength. Ignore these guys and enjoy being single.
End of quote
Banned because I somewhat respect Morpheas, and don't want him to worry about my mental health.

Reply #29645 Top

banned for I like the 'somewhat'

Reply #29646 Top

Banned because I didn't.

Reply #29647 Top

Banned for negativity.

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 29642
Banned because I am obviously human. It's just not at all difficult for me to conduct myself in this manner. Maybe I am repressed- it's hard to find a comparison. But it's not like I ever made a conscious decision to adopt this outlook, or need to expend any effort to stay that way.
End of Scoutdog's quote

Have you ever made any tests? If you have low testosterone levels you might have health issues in the future.

Anyway, like I said, its just not possible that you dont feel any kind of attraction towards none of the 2 genders :|

Quoting Ryat, reply 29643
Don't worry about it Scoutdog. Your "issue" is extremely minor
End of Ryat's quote

Says you.

Quoting Draakjacht, reply 29644
banned for castration is the removal of the testicles, discontinuing the hormonal production that encourages arousal. So, while you still have a penis, you have no drive to have sex. Also reduces aggressive tendencies.
End of Draakjacht's quote

Hmm, ok, I thought it was the other way around (removal of the penis).

Quoting Dante551, reply 29645
banned for morpheas that was TL:DR
End of Dante551's quote

I dont care.

Quoting Scoutdog, reply 29646
Banned because I somewhat respect Morpheas, and don't want him to worry about my mental health.
End of Scoutdog's quote

Ok, sure.

"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"

Reply #29648 Top

Banned for to many quotes.

Reply #29649 Top

Banned for too few o's.

Reply #29650 Top

Banned for loving the 'o'

The Admiral