Banned because Hinduism has the Avatars of Vishnu, which are pretty important to them from what I've heard.

Banned because I wouldn't know. But I am friends with a few devout Hindus, so if I wanted to I could probably find out.

banned for attempting to ascertain the facts

banned for the facts are more likely to come from the texts than individuals. Not to say his buddies aren't spot on, but I know one guy who calls himself an atheist and believes in God. The argument didn't go well. Point remains that what people believe and the label they give themselves don't always go hand in hand.

banned for a fact

banned for I forgot to say that the Avatars range in importance based on a lot of things. There are a myriad of Hindu types. I know a Hindu that take Ganesh as her patron, making Vishnu a little less awesome.

banned for Eldar Avatars are awesome

Banned because I am involved in the robotics club at my high school, and currently our gladiatorial robot makes "music" by running its motors at different speeds and thus different pitches in a simple, repeating pattern. The problem is, we did not program it to do anything of the sort.

banned for the question is, how does it sound

Banned for putting your ban in the form of a question.

Should have been something like "Banned for not posting a sound file of the misbehaving robot." Or just another variation on "Banned for nerd braggadocio."

banned for why

Banned for whether.

Banned either way.

banned for neither

banned for either/or

Banned for the posting of conjunctive words without attachment to other words or clauses.

Banned for either oar.

banned for rowing your boat.

banned for life is but a dream

wait

banned for a midsummer's night dream.

Banned because there are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.

Banned because Puck comes around in the end.

banned for low member number

Banned because I wish I knew Midsummer Night's Dream well enough to make a good joke about members and/or numbers. 

banned for members