Banned because I am more numerous than thou art.

Banned for aggressive dissociative identity disorder, with odd archaic/religious overtones. Take two episodes of United States of Tara and ban again in the morning.

Banned because I like Goldfish.

Banned because I hurt. (My parents decided that I needed a meningococcal vaccination, besides the fact that they were free today.)

And I have no idea what you are talking about.

Banned for not knowing that Scoutdog is the master of non sequitur bans, and banned for trying to make that sort of ban seem 'legitimate.'

Banned for legitimate in what way?

Are you insinuating that I am making things up?

Banned because the shudder quotes meant I know there's no such thing as a 'legitimate' ban.

I was insinuating that you are endorsing the non sequitur form that Scoutdog seems to use instead of wasting his time and others' on Twitter.

Maybe that's another one I have to join because it can't be beaten, so, banned again because it's time to put my 'puter to bed.

Banned.

Bye?

Banned.

Hello?

Banned.

I don't know why you say goodbye.

banned for miscommunication

Banned for songs.

Banned for dancing.

Banned because partial file compression of drive C has liberated an additional 5 gigabytes of storage space.

banned for freedom

banned for terrible terrible freedom.

banned on the double T

banned for Mr. T. I pity you, fool!

banned  for chuck is better

banned for my computer went loopy

stupid updates

Banned for the BSOD.

banned for the CPU supporting the BIOS wearing the DOS kicking it OG.

banned for there is no BSOD

just loopy conditions

banned for loopy is what we're about.

banned for it depends on the loopy

loopy with efficiency is fun

loopy that effects efficiency is....

annoying