banned for ending the page

banned for starting it... and not calling me on being predictable.

Banned because you are so predictable!

Banned by the Pot-Kettle Principle.

banned for being predictable. You know this is the third time you've brought it up in recent history?

Banned because here's another one for the stranger-than-fiction "Priest Accused Of Helping Mobster Retrieve Violin" news file: Pakistan nude 'ISI' photo furore (BBC).

Banned for I love it for so many reasons.

Banned for missing the embedded infinite-loop joke. 

Banned again because that's wrong on so many levels that it makes me want to use a trite phrase like "on so many levels." 

banned for using the trite phrase.

and it has a naked chick. Already gets on my good side for it.

banned on the good side

Banned for good vs bad.

This^

Banned for this.

EDIT: And I actually thought the story was funny...

Banned for being more interested in the story than the hot girl.

Whats wrong with you?

banned for there is nothing wrong

Sometimes the story is better.

Banned because something's definitely wrong somewhere. 

Banned because something's definitely wrong everywhere.

Banned because everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Banned because I hope you're wrong.

Banned because that's where the disasters start.

banned for go make some new disaster. That's what I'm counting on.

Banned for courting disaster. That's perverted.

Banned because I am not having a courting disaster.

banned

not

Banned for flirting with disaster, then.

stained banned windows