I'm so lazy, I failed cooking class because I didn't do the homework.

Banned.

Xer0 \^/

Banned for being as lazy or even lazier than me.

@Syneptus: Yes, it is very very glowy. I liked the original one better.

That would be all.

banned for disappointments in my avatar.

Banned because your avatar was a disappointment

Xer07 is banned for failing a class, and banned again for not seeking a tutor like me who can teach you how to make 'special' brownies that might gain you extra credit from your class mates.  >=]

Banned for trying to be a salesman.

We all know that you can't cook...

(Actually I have no idea how well you can cook)

I know how to make fancy cakes...

banned for fancy cakes

banned because being the head of the Free Traders I'm supposed to be a salesman.

And I can cook.  Nothing like fancy cakes, but I can treat girls to nice meals to convince them to spend the night.

banned for non TS comments

...

For some reason I get the feeling that I'm going to end up like either Ryat Stant or Draak when I get older.

Banned.

Xer0 \^/

banned for trying to be heartless

ps to be honest you are already half way there, in some ways I can sympathize with you do to the fact I was in a similar position myself at your age (though the girl never went bi-sexual to my knowledge)

Banned for calling me heartless.

I don't have to try.

Xer0 \^/

banned for misreading, I said trying to be

Banned for misreading,

I said I don't have to try to be heartless.

Xer0 \^/

banned for you said what was above

and then added

should have read to be "not misread"

"banned for saying I am trying to be heartless, I already am"

banned for you won't be like me.

And Ryat, Stant or Draak... three very different thinkers. At least you have selection before you.

Banned for not describing me as being intelligent, thoughtful, inappropriately funny, and fiercely loyal, yet still willing to be an asshole for the greater good all while not giving a damn about the opinions of anyone else.  You have a looooooong way to go to be like me.  Emo has never been a part of my lifestyle.

banned for being the oldest making so that Xer07 has along way to go

banned for there's no set reason he won't be like me. I'm running on intuition.

Banned for assuming I'm the oldest.  You and I are the same age so we really only have months, maybe even only days difference.

banned for I thought you said you were in your forties, I'm just getting into my thirties

Banned because I've never said I was in my forties.  There may have been mention of drinkin' forties, but that's an entirely different conversation.

banned for confusing me

banned for now I must leave for a few days

see ya all monday

banned for getting confused

banned for leaving

have fun

Banned for wanting people to have fun.

I'm sorry, that's just too low.

Banned for taking away other people's fun.

@Ryat: Banned for leaving

That would be all.