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Reply #226 October 18, 2009 10:55:08 PM
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Funny thread guys.  I didn't make it all the way through, some hopefully I'm not bringing something up twice. 

Chuck Norris facts are funny, but I prefer Dos Equis "Most interesting man in the world", sort of a less famous latin Chuck Norris. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI58wj4b4g0

He once lost a SB, just to see it explode

His Cobalts have killed more then a lesser mans Marza

He is a Econ guy, not a rusher.  But he's also a rusher so don't get any ideas.

It is said he can reverse culture spread just by walking into the gravity well

His organ donor card lists his favorite smurf account

"There is a time and place for Jav spams.  The time is never, I think you can figure out the place on your own."

"I don't always play computer games, but when I do, I prefer Entrenchment"

And my favorite Chuck Norris quote from back when I was in the Army...

Chuck Norris doesn't need a bomb suit, bombs need a Chuck Norris suit. 

 

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Reply #227 October 19, 2009 9:17:53 PM
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Chuck Norris pays off the Pirates with YOUR credits.

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Reply #228 October 19, 2009 9:21:54 PM
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Chuck Norris is the reason TEC rebels show up on your planets from nowhere.

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Reply #229 October 20, 2009 7:02:38 AM
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Every morning Chuck Norris goes online has has a daily serving of two hard-boiled Space-Eggs.

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Reply #230 October 20, 2009 11:22:41 AM
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Chuck Norris can phase jump across ICO games.

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Reply #231 October 20, 2009 8:33:49 PM
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The Novalith Cannon? Just a wormhole hooked up to the back of Chuck Norris' toilet. All you have to do is aim, and he'll do the rest.

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Reply #232 October 21, 2009 12:46:54 AM
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Quoting koda0,
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The Novalith Cannon? Just a wormhole hooked up to the back of Chuck Norris' toilet. All you have to do is aim, and he'll do the rest.

Koda0 (^)

Funny...I thought that was how the Kostura works...

There really isn't a good "confused" emote, here...

Anyway...

One day, our boy Chuck felt a need to get places faster.  A simple punch caused the anomaly that now drives Phase Stabilizers.

The Evacuator's Drain Planet is Norris w/a Vacuum Cleaner.

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Reply #233 October 21, 2009 6:27:03 AM
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Lol nice one.

Chuck Norris's enemy is the Vasari's enemy's enemy's enemy's enemy. They're all on the run and he's just toying them along before he UBERPWNS them

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Reply #234 October 21, 2009 5:18:47 PM
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The Vasari and Advent almost made it to earth once. Why did they stop? Around the clock broadcasts of Chuck's fist.

Chuck Norris isn't Annatar. If he was, he would have infinite karma.

 

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Reply #235 October 22, 2009 10:58:09 PM
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SD tried a 4th expansion focusing on just Chuck Norris's left pink toe, and for 23 seconds every game on ever computer in the world ran perfectly and all computers miraculously had Windows 7!  But after the 23 seconds was up, all of the software writers morphed into crying infants, every computer turned into a plastic mini Yoda, Windows 7 morphed into a program that repeatedly said (in binary) "would you like fries with that," and the single Chuck Norris skin cell sample that the devs had to work with had morphed into a god that 99.99% of the world population worshipped.  The other 0.009% became too busy making fries.

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Reply #236 October 22, 2009 11:03:40 PM
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oh, and I forgot to mention, 1/3 of the devs ended their lives by jumping off a bridge because they could not think of a cool enough name for chuck's expansion. 

 

wow . . .did you see that?  Merely typing "chuck" is making my walls shake!!!

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Reply #237 October 23, 2009 12:24:48 AM
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The Argonev starbase blows up because Chuck Norris farted

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Reply #238 October 23, 2009 4:56:00 AM
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Quoting Shirley,
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Chuck Norris can phase jump across ICO games.

 

Better yet, he can phase jump between computer and console games.

 

Beware Vasari, when Chuck returns with flying fire burping plumbers!

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Reply #239 October 23, 2009 6:59:32 AM
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Remember the "defeat screen" when you lose? Those who are on the picture are NOT defeated. Those lucky bastards are alive bacause somebody must clean the sh*t that Chuck made.

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Reply #240 October 26, 2009 7:45:55 PM
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Chuck Norris uses actual state capitals for His Capital Ships

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Reply #241 October 26, 2009 10:35:53 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't even use capital ships; he uses a scout and a colony ship to win.

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Reply #242 October 26, 2009 10:41:27 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't even use capital ships; he uses a scout and a colony ship to win.

He doesn't even need that; Chuck Norris has won games with a Construction Frigate. Sometimes he even spams them.

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Reply #243 October 27, 2009 7:27:21 PM
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Quoting Swordsalmon,
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Quoting IrationalFear,
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Chuck Norris doesn't even use capital ships; he uses a scout and a colony ship to win.



He doesn't even need that; Chuck Norris has won games with a Construction Frigate. Sometimes he even spams them.

pfft, please, he uses a phased out Vasari Empire Lab...

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Reply #244 October 28, 2009 5:35:27 PM
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Wormholes are the result of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking space itself.

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Reply #245 October 28, 2009 9:48:02 PM
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Master Sergeant Greers on SGU is Chuck Norris in disguise. Get out of order, get your bum kicked.

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Reply #246 October 28, 2009 10:57:44 PM
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Chuck Norris doesnt need scouts, he sees all and knows all.

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Reply #247 October 29, 2009 7:40:44 AM
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When chuck Norris attacks a capital ship shield mitigation drops to -100%

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Reply #248 October 29, 2009 7:06:39 PM
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The Kol is Chuck Norris Pinky finger, and the "Egg" is Chucks big right toe.

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Reply #249 October 29, 2009 9:24:29 PM
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And a Novalith/Kostura shot is his tongue.

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Reply #250 November 4, 2009 5:01:46 PM
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When a player attempts to put bounty on Chuck Norris' head, his planets immediately revolt and all ships turn hostile.
Who in the universe would willingly serve such a suicidal jerk??

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