Did someone already say the Vasari have been running from Chuck Norris all along? Hmmm? Well, I've got it down anyway, so there.
Let's see if I can scrape the barrel clean here...
*If Chuck Norris captained a Marza Dreadnought... Need I say more?
*Chuck Norris has already defeated the TEC, the Advent, and the Vasari. They just don't know it yet.
*The Advent were banished by the Trade Order for researching how to become like Chuck Norris.