First of all, a big thumbs up to usedcondom and Fuesar to agreeing to do this. I hope this story makes you laugh a little. Its equal parts cheese, a little noobish, and definitely hilarious.
My Team:
Me (Torchbearer) Favor Item: Heaven's Wrath
usedcondom (Unclean Beast) Favor Item: heaven's wrath
Fuesar (Regulus) Favor Item: you guessed it...Heaven's Wrath
Their Team:
SoreLoser McRageQuit1: Reg
SoreLoser McRageQuit2: Rook
SoreLoser McRageQuit3: Sedna
Map 3v3 Cataract
Opening sequence: All run up together, spit, snipe, fireball, heaven's wrath x 3: Dead regulus. All my teammates then proceed to die because we are laughing too hard to continue playing.
SoreLoser McRageQuitter1: reply to (All) Premade much?
Our response: None...laughing too hard.
45 secs later, rook runs off after IMMEDIATELY seeing one of us....Regulus strays too close. Snipe, Fireball, autoattack, Heaven's wrath x3. Dead regulus. Laughing continues. Somehow we actually maintained flags, I dont know how. They were too scared to get in melee range I guess, lol.
Granted, this build is TERRIBLE. But it was quite funny and totally unexpected, I recommend trying it at least once, just for shits and giggles. The other team ragequit on us, so I cant post a replay or tell you their names. In retrospect i should have written down the opponent's names immediately since I knew that was gonna happen.
Hope you enjoyed the story!